SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

The Wizard will be celebrating his Wrestler of the Month award for the Month of July next Saturday at Savage! It will take place in the parking lot of the Garrett Coliseum. Invitations are in the mail!

Note: Robert Main is not invited. I repeat. Robert Main is NOT invited.

We look forward to seeing you there!



“Dude,” The Wizard comments upon seeing the invitation.

“My name is Ed, not dude.”

“What’s with the invite?”

“You like it? I think it’s rather classy.”

“It looks...how do I say this...kind of effeminate…”

“Oh, yea, that...well, ya see, we got a good deal on those invitations. COVID has really hurt the bridal shower market.”

“THESE ARE BRIDAL SHOWER INVITATIONS?”

“Relax...it’s 2020. Nobody is going to make fun of you for this.”

The Wizard’s twitter account starts popping off. “Haha!” “OMG what is he, some kinda girl?” “LOL what a [censored slur]” The Wizard shows these and all other tweets to Edward Mof.

“Meh, it’s just Twitter. I wouldn’t worry about those people.”

The Wizard’s doorbell rings. He gets up to answer it, still fuming. There’s a brief exchange at the door before Mof hears it slammed shut. “Who was that?” Mof asks.

“Some guy who wanted to give me THESE” The Wizard hurls a box of tampons at Mof, hitting him in the face and knocking him off his chair.

JOIN THE WIZARD NEXT WEEK IN CELEBRATING A VERY SPECIAL ACCOMPLISHMENT (unless you are named Robert Main, Robert Omega Main, Robert “Omega” Main, or any other combination of the three names. Kthxbai)