(07-31-2020, 12:15 AM)Jim "the Jim" Jimson Said: Jim Jimson rolls up to a random tree with a bunch of pinecones under it, he starts grabbing a bunch of pinecones from under a tree and throwing them to a large Catalan man.

Jim Jimson: PASSADOR! Big D was right! There was a bunch of pinecone under this tree!

Passador: How did you find where the pinecones were if all Big D said was that he saw some pinecones under a tree?

Jim "the Jim" Jimson: You think I'd let a pile of pinecones go to waste?

Passador: Yeah, I should know that after you stole that giant penis-shaped pinecone statue from our old rival college

Jim "the Jim" Jimson (Jim): Ha! If you thought that was huge you should have seen my uncle's massive, throbbin-

??: HEY! DON'T STEAL OUR PINECONES!

??: Hey! I know him.. that's Jim Jimson

??: Oh yeah... I recognise him now..

Jim Jimson looks over and sees 3 kids, holding pinecones. These are the kids Big D was talking about

Allegedly named Jim "the Jim" Jimson (Jim): Oh, well... If you know who I am, will you let me take these pinecones for the great dolphin war

Kid 1: No,1You suck.

Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim" Jimson (Jim): HEY! I won last week

Kid 2: You beat Liam Roberts

Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim): I beat you all couldn't beat him you rats!

Kid 2: My fart could beat Liam Roberts

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim): You really you think, I'm a weakling, well your about to learn that you messed with the wrong flipping Jimson, Passador beat these little kids asses up!

Passador: I maybe forever in debt to you, but I'm not going to beat up a bunch of kids

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly a dolphin fucker: Fine! I'll do it myself, who wants to go first

Jim starts to throw punches in the air at the direction of the children

2 punches later

Jim falls to the ground out of extreme exhaustion

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly, probably a dolphin fucker : You win this time you little rats, but I'll get you next time!

Kid 2: It's been like 2 seconds

The kids walk away and take the pinecones away from Jim

Kid 1:[color=#708090 I think we need a types+of+pins&rlz=1C1CHBF_enAU881AU881&oq=types+of+pins&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5j69i60j69i61.4261j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8">new hiding spot [/color]

Maybe possibly Allegedly named2Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly, probably not a dolphin fucker : Who am I kidding, I'm a loser, I'm a nobody, you know3maybe it's time I finally hang up my boots and give-

Passador: I knocked out John Black.

Maybe possibly Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: impossibly, probably not a dolphin fucker : TIME TO WIN THE HEAVYMETALWEIGHT CHAMPINSHIP!

Passador drops John Black to the ground and crawls over to him

1


2


3

PIN