THE WIZARD and Edward Mof show up at the local Soup and Deli. The Wizard sets up his table and chair. Edward Mof positions a sign, drawing attention toward the event. The Wizard places the MAGICAL box of GOLDEN content behind the table. Some groovy jazz music plays in the background. Mof swings his hips to the beat. The Wizard shimmies his shoulders, jiving to the tune.

Edward Mof: Alright, I think we’re ready!

The Wizard: Autographs will be signed. Photos will not be taken.

Edward Mof: That’s the plan. Oh...I almost forgot one thing!

Edward Mof pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket and slaps it onto the side of the local Soup and Deli. It reads.


Edward Mof: Is that everyone?

The Wizard: Better keep a sharpie around, just in case.