Due to REAL, LEGITIMATE threats of terror, The Wizard has enlisted the help of College Hunks to provide beefed up security at the upcoming autograph signing at your local Soup and Deli.

"We will be monitoring all attendees, ensuring they adhere to the STRICT guidelines. No cameras. No Wet Scrotums. No Pinecones. And, definitely, No Mastermind."

As of now the signing event is still on. The owner at your local Soup and Deli is expecting a sell out crowd. But, if terroristic threats persist, the signing could be in jeopardy. Stay tuned.