Taco
Director of Craft Services. Also a pin.
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02-11-2020, 07:25 AM
"Onk."
Taco no-sells the shit out of that weaksauce Cutter because you can't even grab a proper cravate on something with barely any kind of neck. Taco is all torso, baby!
"ONK!"
Oh shit! Taco just tusked the ever-loving fuck out of Gilmour's calves! Gilly is bleeding like... well, like a stuck pig. Which is a racist term, you jerks. Get woke.
"ONK! ONK! ONK! WEEEEEEEEE!"
Gilly is DROPPED. Taco can jump guys, and that means he can fling his fat body at you in the most awkward and hoof-filled cross-body block you've ever seen. All 180 pounds of Taco's pigmeat (I'm being generous here, honestly, he's probably over two bills) lands on Gilly's thorax and windpipe. Gilly is hacking and coughing but Taco's not done! Taco scampers up on top of the Tesla...
TACOSAULT! TACOSAULT! TACO JUST SMASHED GILLY LIKE EVERYONE DOES!!!!!
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson (02-11-2020), Maverick (02-13-2020)
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