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Donkey Dick
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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler Offline
Oceanic Cowboy



XWF FanBase:
Hardcore, psycho fans

(cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)


#1
10-09-2019, 07:11 AM

On top of a short haired Donkey BWP charges the reigning X-Treme Champion with a barbwire wrapped wooden baseball bat. Not just any baseball bat, but a Babe Ruth signed baseball bat. Up to speeds approximately around five miles per hour, Bearded War Pig keeps kicking the side of his Jackass trying to gain a couple more miles per hour.

"Onward my gallant steed!"

Smack!

BWP's autographed Babe Ruth barbwire baseball bat splinters across the back of Fuzz's head tumbling him over like a dried out tumble weed on a western plain. Chuckling aloud from the sight of blood and flesh exploding from the Champion's skull. Quickly, BWP guides his Ass to the fallen Champ.

"Sit Pedro!"

Pig commands, Pedro the donkey obeys and sits right across Fuzz's chest. Pedro's dick flops across his face. Unsnapping a saddle bag a midget referee pops out and begins the three count.

1...

2...

3?!?!?!?
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Donkey Dick - by "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler - 10-09-2019, 07:11 AM
Donkey Dick - by Shawn Warstein - 10-09-2019, 08:06 AM



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