Shane is at an undisclosed, nondescript location that all wrestlers somehow have immediate access to.

Attention! With Relentless just around the corner, I feel like being generous. It seems I have a few extra...

Shane releases the latch to a steel door and it flies open as if kicked by the foot of Odin himself.

Louisville Sluggers! HUNDREDS of them...

They pour out and roll around. Shane even loses his footing and falls on his ass there's just so many all over the ground now.

He stands up and grabs one, pointing it to the heavens...

Come and get them while they're hot! Beat somebody's skull in at Relentless with a Louisville Slugger!

Shane awaits the first taker...