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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (06-01-2021)

THE FINAL GILLYS OF 2019!!!!
Updated: 1-16-2020

For WARFARE on 1/17
1/14 - Hello.. Old Friend - 1794 words

For WARFARE on 1/31
1/28 - I'm Your Master.. NOW OBEY ME!! - 1659 words
1/30 - Master This! - 1153 words

For WARFARE on 2/28
2/22 - El Bastardo - 1267 words
2/27 - Vigilante - 1193 words

For WARFARE on 3/13
3/9 - The Thrill is Gone? - 1068 words
3/12 - I'm Feeling Way Too Damn Fuckin Good - 1103 words

For WARFARE on 4/10
4/8 - RL EDGAR aka REAL LOSER - 1945 words (so close!)

For WARFARE on 4/24
4/21 - 3 the Easy Way - 1309 words
4/23 - Another Easy Win - 369 words + 1 Digression

For WARFARE on 5/08 (3 RP limit)
5/2 - Samoa Gilmour - 1,875 words (9th grade level per WordCounter.Net) - 1 Wicked Smile (Counting as laughter)
5/7 - Spare Me - 549 words - 2 Wicked laughs (One was Valerie but it's going in), 1 digression (NOTE: Gilly WON this match)(by no show)

For WAR GAMES PPV on 5/26 (2 RP limit)
5/16 - All Out Fuckin' War - 1,889 words (7th grade level) - 1 Wicked Smile As He Turns To His Demon

For WARFARE on 6/05 (3 RP limit)
5/30 - InZane in the Membrain - 1,775 words (Inc. an OOC lamentation bemoaning being limited to 3 RPs)(9th grade level) - 1 digression, 2 Wicked Laughs, 1 "Oh Lord suck his mighty super dick"

For WARFARE on 6/19 (3 RP limit)(X-TREEEEEEEEEEME Title Match vs. Tommy Wish)
6/10 - My Only Wish - 1,555 words (&th grade level) - 2 super dicks, 1 digression
6/13 - Wishing On A Star - 2,014 words!!! - 3 digressions, 2 dicks (1 suck and 1 super), 1 sadistic wink
6/18 - Wish You Were Not Here - 636 words - 1 digression, 2 dicks (1/1),

SADLY, PETER'S LAPTOP ISSUES WOULD KEEP HIM AWAY FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH HERE BUT I DIGRESS

For LEAP OF FAITH PPV on 7/28 (3 RP limit)
7/18 - Famine of the Land - 1,930 words - 2 dick sucks, 1 super dick, 3 digressions,
7/27 - Go Back In Your Hole! - 2,273 words!!! - 3 digressions, 1 wicked smile

For WARFARE on 8/07 (3 RP limit) - Weird setup with 1 RP being for the 1st match and the next 2 for a second. Pete only did 2. He lost both matches.
7/30 - 5 Times the Pain - 773 words (9th grade level) - 1 dick suck, 1 sadistic wink
8/4 - I love Candy - 1,720 words (Inc. an OOC note that this happens after LOF for some reason)(Back to 7th grade) - 2 wicked smile/laughs, 1 super dick, 2 digressions

For WARFARE on 8/21 (3 RP limit)
8/13 - Ghost in the Machine - 1,610 words (Inc an OOC note that he sucks at poems which is false)* - 1 super dick, 2 digressions
8/20 - I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost (Tank)** - 944 words - 1 sucked dick, 1 digression, 1 wicked laugh
(Gilly wins this match but it's just Ghost Tank)

For XX Reunion Show on 9/01
Untitled (Sadistically, Probably) - 1,393 words - 1 sucked dick, 1 digression (Zach Rizza had a sadistic smile on his sick sadistic face, but sadly, that cannot count)

For WARFARE on 9/04 (3 RP limit)(X_TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Title Match w/ help from Soldier)(He still lost)
8/26 - Man In the Mirror - 2,256 words!!! (Inc. a creepy OOC note telling us he thinks about us in bed) - 2 dick sucks (1 also while sucking his ass), 1 super dick, 3 wicked smiles (1 of which is VERY wicked), 2 digressions
9/1 - Sky Pirates - 1,493 words (Inc. an OOC note that it happens after Savage which was the previous day) - 2 digressions, 1 super dick, 2 wicked laughs (1 from Soldier)
9/3 - My Destiny - 2,325 words!!! - 2 hard super dicks, 2 digressions

For RELENTLESS PPV Day 2 on 9/28 (2 RP limit)
9/17 - Every Dog Has it's Day - 409 words (This was for a 500 word limit dog show RP)(He did not win)(It's also not his shortest RP this year) - 2 super dog dicks, 1 super dick kick, 1 plain dick kick, 1 dick punch
9/20 - Miami Heat - 1,614 words - 3 super dicks, 1 AMERICAN dick, 1 wicked smile, 3 digressions
9/26 - The Heat Is On - 2,695 words!!! - 1 wicked smile, EIGHT DIGRESSIONS (these digression levels are off the charts!), 6 super dicks, 1 OH SUCK MY MIGHTY DICK, and then I swear to god this motherfucker asks "why are you so obsessed with my dick?" after talking about it SEVEN TIMES.
9/27 - Miami Vice - 1,583 words - 2 digressions, 2 wicked smiles, 4 wicked laughs (one has to assume he smiles while he laughs), 1 suck my dick, 1 Soldier mentioning his super dick

For WARFARE on 10/9 (3 RP limit)
10/1 - Chronic Migraine - 3,282 WORDS!!!!! - 3 kids saying suck my dick, 2 parents saying it, 3 digressions, 2 wicked smiles***
10/8 - Injury to Insult - 1,804 words - 2 digressions, 2 wicked laughs, 1 suck my dick, 1 ... ... ... tiny dick tickler?

For WARFARE on 10/23 (3 RP limit)
10/14 - Everyone Needs A Hart - 1,654 words - 1 super dick (dangerously close to zero), a single instance of digressing, 2 wicked smiles****
10/21 - Getting Closer - 2,855 words!!! (including an OOC note letting us know he's really in the video, guys) - digresses SIX times, 1 wicked smile, 2 dick punches, 2 super dicks, 1 biggest dick in the company.

For SAVAGE on 11/2 (2 RP limit - LETHAL LOTTO first round)(HE WINS!)
10/25 - Stupid Little Cunts - 1,614 words - 1 SUCK MY FUCKIN HARD SUPER DICK, 3 digressions, 1 rather wicked smile
11/1 - Lethal Injection - 2,009 words!!! - 1 sadistic wink...SIX super dicks, 1 super DUPER dick invading a love canal, 2 suckling dicks*****

For SAVAGE on 11/16 - (2 RP limit - LETHAL LOTTO second round)
11/8 - Sin City Sins - 2,709 words!!! (including an OOC note that he has a job) - 1 digress, 2 super dicks (one tingles), 1 wicked laugh
11/15 - Sin City - 2,079 words!!!****** - 1 wicked laugh, 2 digressions, 2 super dicks.

For LETHAL LOTTERY PPV on 12/1 - (2 RP limit)
11/23 - A Dirty Slate - 1,725 words - 2 digressions, 1 sadistic smile, 2 dickriders?
11/30 - Let's Get Vicious - 1,778 words - 2 wicked smiles (well one is laughter but you can't laugh without smiling don't even try) 1 mighty dick, 1 dickriding buddy.

For WARFARE on 12/25 - X-Treme Title Match (2 RP limit)
12/16 - Welcome to my Torture Chamber - 2,479 words!!! - 3 digressions, 1 suck my dick, 1 dicksucker, 1 wicked wink
12/22 - A Gilly Xmas - 3,126 WORDS!!!!!******* - 1 wicked laugh, 5 digressions, and he talks about dick 17 TIMES. SEVENTEEN.

For WARFARE on 1/8 - Hart Title Match (3 RP limit)
12/29 - Shot (put) in the Dark - 711 words - 3 wicked smiles/laughs, and folks in less than 800 words my man mentioned super sucking cannon dicks 9 times.
12/30 - End of the Line - 1,149 words - only 2 dicks here, digressed 3 times, 1 wicked smile.
1/7 - Peter did do a third RP, but it took place in 2020. Should old acquaintance be forgot...

* - To my knowledge, Pete has written a poem/limerick in two different matches. He has won both. One was against me.
** - This is a rare instance of Gilly not using a song video even though his RP title is from a song. One must assume he did not know the song's name.
*** - This is Gilly's longest promo of 2019 and should have won just for that (but sadly he could not).
**** - This is for a Hart Title contendership, Gilly's favorite thing in the world. He still lost.
***** - Gilly teamed with a girl and his balls could not contain themselves. He had to have a lot of sex in this RP. It also marks the return of sadism, absent since August.
****** - This is the first time in 2019 that Gilly went over 2K with all of his promos in a cycle. It was a loss.
******* - Word cap here was 3K. This is the first instance of Gilly going OVER a limit.

GILLY'S 2019 WORD COUNT: 74,098
GILLY'S 2019 RECORD: 5-18 (Including losing a dog show)(He also lost that match against Cent, but it was in January)

FUN FACT: Gilly mentioned dick in the year 2019 a staggering 101+ times (I only started counting them in May, after which he only failed to mention it in one promo!)

Year-End Notes:

It took Gilly only 3 days into the new year to post an RP bitching about wanting to quit XWF. Gilmour has been here since like 1985.
The dicks per words density REALLY increased in December, when Pete became fully dickmatized.
This is the least sadistic version of Peter Gilmour in recorded history, with only 3 recorded instances.

BONUS - GHOST TANK STATS!!!!!!

7/28 - Return - 1,728 words - 10 brokens, 1 actual bear
8/7 - The Return Party Will Go On and On and On - 1,806 words* - 2 brokens,still talking about the fucking bear
8/20 - My game - 627 words - 2 brokens, 2 "Ex Dubbayew Effs" (my least favorite thing ever), and my god the bear is still being brought up.

* - like half those words are quotes from other posts

That's it!

Two matches. Two losses. Three promos. Two feedback requests. Probably a banner request. 20% of Gilly's wins.

HAPPY 2020 EVERYONE!!!!

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