Because watching in silence this entire time has resulted in a visible erection, Dean McGovern at long last speaks out.

• I'm already the X-Treme Champola and it ain't gon' take much more for me to be Telly Champ. Take a look at what I've been able to do in the last week...
  
  Nothing but WIN. I'm on a winning spree that's got no end in sight. I've won the X-Treme title, I've beaten a peanut allergy attack, and I've beaten child molestation charges! I'm golden and you know I ain't foldin'!
  
  We all heard the whispers in the back when I first arrived; I wasn't fancied by very many in the back. Why? Well baby I couldn't tell ya that but I CAN tell you things are turning around for the better. I'm looking and feeling fantastic, my home bodies. Everybody knows I'm clean and in the clear and everybody can stop pulling their children back when they see me walking by. Halle-fuckin'-lujah up in this shindig, my slim figs.