The scene opens inside Vic Vinegar's master bedroom. Vic wearing a leopard print robe stands in front of the camera applying chapstick to his soft lips. He smacks his lips and looks at the video scope with a pout.

"Sup sisters."

"My name is Vic Vinegar, manager and sugar daddy of 5 time UWF Tag Team Champions, 3 time XWC Tag Team Champions, Longest reigning Tag Champs of UIWF, voted CWC Team of the Year in 2017 and all-around THE baddest pair of bitches y'all mother fuckers have ever laid your eyes upon."

"Salt and Pepper."

"In short for y'all, these bois are nothin' to fuck wit and we are here to make thangs ＦＡＢＵＬＯＵＳ and take over this weak as shit excuse y'all call a tag team division. I bet any money that not one single team could match up to the excellence, the beauty and extravagance that is Salt and Pepper. My boi Afton Pepper is quicker than Kevin Spacey denying allegations. I gurantee that he can run circles around any of you lame ass hoes; and once he's done parading on your ass like it's Mardi Gras, one kick from him and it is lights out. Brother is like Seabiscuit! Speed, style and power in those toned legs AND nigga can pull off purple siqiouns like it's nobodies business."

"Now my other man, one Frederic Saltzman is SO technically proficient they renamed Stu Hart's Dungeon the Salt Mine, y'know what I'm saying? He can make a straight man bend, in more ways than one, sugar. He is THE mat wrestling QUEEN! And he has been slammin' bitches down for so long he has made it an art form. Call my nigga Picasso of the ring!"

"And together, they form THE greatest tag team to ever grace the squared circle. No one, and I mean NOT A SINGLE HOE, has accomplished as much as these two bitches! Now we're here, we queer and we ready to dominate any bitches that DARE step up! That goes for those lame ass Tag Team Champions, y'all got representing you."

"We in XWF, niggas. Where you at?"

With that Vic gives a flourished wave and signs off.