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Lacklan · **06-01-2019, 03:25 PM**

Of for the love of...hold on...

Sar busts out her SWEET Windows phone while one of her interns suddenly arrives with a projector screen. A little while later, Sarah begins what is no doubt an over notated slide show presentation.

Here we go, kiddo: A LOT of people have done that whole "ERMAGHERD YER NOT A QUEEN" shit and ALL of them are wrong. Because, as you can CLEARLY see, I became QUEEN when I beat the everloving PISS out of a series of people here in the...wait for it...King of the Ring Tournament! Now, I totes get that you might well not axly know that, since while I WAS doing that you were busy giving Nyx their only win and jobbing out to V-Dub...who I just out-gymnast'd, btw. After all, that is really all you are good for: Being in meaningless matches with one-and-done's, sadly not even always on the side of the W, and getting your jollies off by beating literally random dudes. Like, literally Random. And THAT is all that Tommy 2019 has to offer.

So by all means, keep sitting in your chair and being bored to death by yourself. Keep reminding everyone why some of these titles aren't taken seriously. Keep being the example of a shit-talk title who is held by someone who can't string three words together without the audience's eyes glazing over. Keep being the only single person that the Massachusetts Pissbaby could have beat. And while you keep doing that, I'm also going to keep doing what I do: Winning championships and accolades with a level of sophistication and class so far beyond you-

She stares at him for several seconds and then stomps her feet in irritation.

I SAID SO FAR BEYOND YOU

Tommy startles from the nap he was taken, so bored with himself that even this AMAZEBALLZ slideshow presentation detailing Sar’s King of the Ring tournament victory couldn’t keep him awake.

How far beyond me?!

SO far beyond you that it is going to take you a full three DAYS to realize you are missing a few pounds of gold! So, I encourage you to keep doing what it is you do. I encourage you to stay the new king of the Xtreme and deal with having to look over your shoulder like someone looking at bear porn at the library in fear of someone sneaking up behind you. That title suits you! But what you SNUCK away from me, like the smelly THIEF you are, is going to go BACK around my sexily trim waist in no time. So go ahead and bust out your College Humor Mad Libs and throw random swear words together in your desperation to find the first original thing you’ve said in years, regardless of whether or not it even makes sense. At least a round of sophomoric giggling will help you feel better as my title is handed back to me!”

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