Bilbo rolls into the room in his upgraded motorized scooter that he pimped since making X-Treme Title money. His rims are glowing and he has some wicked ground effects. Oh and 'draulics. The scooter lifts and drops like Ice Cube's '64 Impala.

He rolls up to where Snow is laying on Dyson and watches for a minute, scooping handfuls of Cialis into his mouth as he watches. He turn his head and offers some to D-Bry, because they are definitely best friends.

"Need some poppers, bro-heem? One of these hoes is gonna pass out eventually, and then I'mma fuck 'em."

Bryan looks horrified.

"What is the matter with you? That's sexual assault!"

"Whoa whoa whoa, don't kink shame me bro! I'm sexually attracted to women who are unconscious, I was born this way, you can't judge me!"

Bilbo scoops some more pills into his mouth like the sunshine from the Raisin Bran box. They all stand there for quite some time, watching as Snow keeps awkwardly demanding a three count from a referee who keeps trying to calmly explain that she isn't pinning a champion.

Finally, after what seems like forever, Snow starts to snore like a 50 year old janitor with sleep apnea. Bilbo rolls forward, knocking her off of Madison and onto her own back, essentially kicking Dyson out of a pin that didn't really even need to exist anyway, and begins to unzip.

"Nice."

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