Jennifer, my child. Impressionable, naive little girls such as yourself... You're all the same. Even breathing around a figure of my beauty is near impossible. A young lady like you faints at the sight of a gorgeous, androgynous masterpiece like me. It's referred to as the 'Johnny Depp Dilemma'. You see, Miss Myst, you may have two victories over me, but knowing that unbridled love and lust you had to be shoving into the back of your mind, that truly must have been the hardest fought victory of your life!! If ever you think you can ignore my glowing, glittering, shimmering shining face, I'd love to meet you a third time...

--China doll || Shut your mouth--