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Hooray For Hollywood
09-02-2017, 04:46 AM
Post: #1
The crowd around a small desk erupts as the camera flies in to show Steve Sayors sitting across from a magnificent specimen of a man.

Steve: Hello and welcome everyone, we are coming to you live from Universal Studios Hollywood on the morning of Saturday Night Savage! The crowds here are already whipped into a frenzy as the XWF superstars will take center stage in what is sure to be another fantastic night of wrestling. I'm here now with one of the newest superstars of the X-treme Wrestling Federation, The Big Kahuna!

Big Kahuna: Well thank you Steve. It's truly nothing short of an honor to be here. And really, let's be honest, an honor for you to have me here.

Steve: I think it may be a bit early to tell with that. But let me ask you...You're less than a day or so into your career with the XWF. What have been your impressions so far?

Big Kahuna: Aren't the women here so lovely? There's nothing like a beautiful Californian woman. In fact, I met a nice little feminina earlier today. I may have the photo...

Big Kahuna reaches into his pocket and grabs his phone, quickly swiping through photos - selfies, selfies of women sent to him...He finally finds it.

Big Kahuna: I mean...Steve. Come on. Take a look. What do you think?

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Steve: A very fine photo indeed, Kahuna.

Big Kahuna: That's for sure. These women...They just can't keep their hands off of me!

Steve: So Kahuna, back to wrestling for just a moment if I could...What brought you to the XWF...To wrestling?

Big Kahuna:Aw hell. Don't like talking about women Steve? That's alright. More for me I guess. But yes, wrestling...Well, it's a calling Steve. A destiny of sorts. I've always been a fighter. My entire life has been one fight after another. I've been fortunate enough to find success across a number of fighting styles. And ultimately, professional wrestling is the next mountain to climb for me.

Steve: Certainly. In my notes it mentioned your varied career thus far as a former boxer and Olympic style wrestler. Tell me, how have you managed to do so well across a spectrum of sports?

Big Kahuna: There's two things I get into Steve. Women and training. And for the life of me, I couldn't tell you which gets me a better workout! But seriously, I work my tail off. I prepare. I take care of my body. And at the end of the day, it pays off.

Steve: The XWF has an amazing roster of talent that you'll be joining. Have you had a chance to meet any of the other wrestlers yet?

Big Kahuna: No Steve, I haven't yet. But if you know what hotel the Sugay sisters are staying at, I'd love the chance to introduce myself.

Steve: I uhh...Don't have that information.

Big Kahuna: I will say one thing...I'm a nice guy. I like to keep things professional. Most times in a fight, it's nothing personal. It's business. I'm a guy who gets all that. But my god, some of these guys are just complete freak shows. Obsessed with blood, always so vulgar - even a damned terrorist! It's all so off putting. The fine people you see here today, the great fans of the XWF, they want a show! They want entertainment! Not a Marilyn Manson music video freak show. I think it's about time the XWF had wrestlers they could be proud of, that you could take home to mom. Ya know, a little bit of wholesomeness. I'm excited to bring that type of energy here.

Steve: So when can fans expect to see you in the ring?

Big Kahuna: Well tonight I won't be in the ring but I'll definitely be ringside to take in my first XWF event. But I'm ready to go. "Put me in coach", as they say.

Steve: Kahuna, thank you so much for taking some time with us today. I guess I'll finish up by asking if you have any final thoughts?

Big Kahuna: I just want to make one thing clear: fear does not live in this body. I'm 100% ready for next week's Savage if my number gets called. I think the only question is this: who's ready for me?

Kahuna lifts up his arms in a flexing position. He barely holds the pose before relaxing his arms as he shows off his beautiful teeth and picture perfect grin. He shoots some finger guns and clicks his tongue to some newly made female fans close to the interview desk.

Big Kahuna (trailing off as he un-clips his mic and leaves the set, walking towards the females): You wanna wrestle tonight, sweetheart?

Steve: Again, that was the newest member of the XWF, The Big Kahuna. Folks, don't go anywhere, we will be here all day taking you up to the start of tonight's Saturday Night Savage!
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Hooray For Hollywood - TheBigKahuna - 09-02-2017 04:46 AM
re:Hooray For Hollywood - Chelsea Smith - 09-12-2017, 01:13 PM
re:Hooray For Hollywood - TheBigKahuna - 09-12-2017, 08:40 PM
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