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Kruzer · (08-11-2017)

Kruzer smirks, looking down at the fire on his leather pants Morbid just set. He bends down brushes at the fire as if simply dusting off some dirt and the fire goes out. He picks up the mic he dropped after hitting the ceiling.

Kruzer: Jive Turkey... You obviously forget who Kruzer'z old lady is, Savvy?! Do you really think a little fire is going to phase the ol'Kruzermatic? Pfft... Puh-lease... Nor does your inflatable rooster dink impress anyone son. We've all seen bigger cocks on a fucking gnat, it doesn't matter what language you try and butcher eh? Was that you attempt at Quebecois... Or was that just an example of you growing up in the projects somewhere? Cuz, let the ol'Kruzermatic break this down for you, so even YOU understand Amigo... andn for those here who don't Parlez Français, Savvy?! I mean, you called Kruzer "a Greece"? ...whatever the fuck that means... Did you mean Greek? And that I win homosexuals. Well, that part is at least true and coherent. The Canadian Icon does have his homosexual fans out there for sure, BUT... And this was the even more confusing part Jive Turkey... "The cocks of the Inuit pervade my daily rectum." ...What In The Actual Fuck?! Is that like the little wannabe lucha's "Lord's prayer" for homophobs or some shit? Jesus Christ.... Where does Vinnie find these Jive Turkeys? Meh, fuck it... Kruzer will hit a kid this time...

Kruzer kicks Morbid in the head, looks down and shrugs, then grabs ahold of his inflatable rooster dink and starts swinging him around like an Olympic throwing hammer. He picks up speed then flings Mini-Pool into the corner turnbuckles and goes for the pin.

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