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The Engineer · **07-06-2017, 07:04 PM**

.....and eat a shotgun blast to the fucking mouth.

Awwwwww, sheeeet, it's Madison Dyson.

Ya know, this viral marketing for the new It movie is way out of hand. And just like every other soulless piece of Hollywood vomit out there, you're just another circle jerk creation of some moron with a case of the sad brains and delusions of grandeur.

You listen here you prom night toilet abortion of a character. Fanciful characters can be okay when they're not just stand-ins for some sadsacks pathetic limp dick wish fulfillment. You got magic powers? You can travel through space and time? Like some whack ass Doctor Who? Jesus, how does someone have so much going on and still be such a joke? I mean, couldn't you just snap your fingers and make yourself remotely interesting? Couldn't you just wish the rest of the XWF into the cornfield and crown yourself champion of everything?

No, you can't. Because your powers are just some falsified bullshit attempt to get over, when in reality your still just some wannabe who wishes he could hold the jock of the people around here who actually know how to cut a promo. I mean, why get over by being engaging and charismatic when you can just throw a bunch of science fiction shit at the wall and see what sticks?

Sorry hon, nothing is sticking. Except you to the inside of that jizz encrusted clown suit.

Load up the shotgun. Put it in your mouth. Pull the trigger. And finally get the attention you so desperately crave you painted on, Xanax swallowing, prolapsed turd cutter.

Maddy punts him in the dick and rolls him up.

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