Fuck the Kings.

Fuck AX3.

Now that that's out of the way, let's talk. I'm not stupid. I know the majority of you hate the ever-ongoing dick measuring contest between those two, and I also know that they're the most talented members of your roster and the majority of you are absolutely powerless to do anything about it.

This is where I come in.

It's come to my attention that the XWF has become desparate to find anyone to give these guys a run. How did it come to my attention? Because they found me, and trust me when I tell you that it's cost them... but this tag team title tournament? Well, that wasn't a part of my deal and it's piqued my interest. I'm not asking Loverboy for any more, his nerves are already rubbed raw and I'm honestly not sure his resources run deep enough to give me anything extra.

This is where you come in.

Are you an XWF roster member that's dog shit and dreams to be slightly above dog shit? Are you a mid-card veteran that wants to be known as the lesser half of the team that vanquished the Kings? Are you one step behind the top dogs and looking for the man, the myth, the legend that can give you the glory you've so long deserved?

Get at me.

Tell me why you're the person who's going to hold me back the least. Tell me why you're the one who can offer me something nobody else can. Make me wet boys, and I'll make you fucking rich.

So who am I? Why is this brash 1-0 rookie making demands?

I'm someone that CAN make demands. I'm someone that WILL make demands, and if you don't like it keep fucking moving, but in three months when you're begging for a title shot or a main event and the XWF keeps tacking 0's onto my pay cheque just to get me to come back and defend the title belts that you could have held with me... who's going to feel stupid? I'm a multiple time tag champ in my career, and spoiler alert, that includes here.

I teamed with guys that would make your asshole tighten.

I beat teams that you boys bought "Best of" DVD's for.

Fuck the Kings. Fuck AX3. They're next.

I'll do it alone if I have to.