Bilbo wheels into the room sitting awkwardly in his chair. His jorts are around his ankles but his middle is covered with a towel.


"Wow that's a tiny dick. I'm gonna call Danny Sex the Freshmaker, because he's got a dick the size of a Mentos."


Bilbo's face contorts and there's a squishing, reverse-suction noise. He reaches under the towel and pulls a dirty butt plug (large sized) out, showing it around the room.


"This plug is like three times the size of the Freshmaker's baby cock. I bet the last time he got it wet was when he wrapped some yellow cellophane around it and dropped it in granny's bowl of Werther's Originals. Come over here and try to plug my gape up, Danny Freshmaker."

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