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~~Brandon Moore~~ · **12-18-2016, 01:04 PM**

Brandon Moore is just strolling down the street and sees a crazy looking dude celebrating something. The celebrating fellow turns around as Brandon continues approaching. Brandon's eyes get extremely wide. He notices the Federweight Championship in this guy's hands.

"Who's this dildo? Wait...tt's the fucker that beat Snow! Barn Fallandhammer or whatever the shit. Hold up. Twenty-four seven, right? Fuckin' A, Cotton."

Brandon charges at Bjorn Felhammen, startling a bunch of randos walking on the sidewalk with him. It's freezing fucking cold outside, but YOLO, right? Bjorn notices Brandon coming after him and starts to take off. Not so fast. He slips on some ice and hits the ground. He takes a knee as he scrambles to get up...BOOM. Brandon lands a Shining Wizard on the newly crowned Federweight Champion. Brandon stares a hole in the downed Nordic man.

"You beat Snow? Seriously?! You look like the white Flavor Flav mixed with the Swedish chef from the muppets, bro. Just stay down if you know what's best for you. Or I'll kick your dick inside you and send you back to Snow. You'll have a fucking pussy and she'll love that shit. You greasy bastard. Horgy borgy, motherfucker!"

Brandon drops down for the pinfall and counts it himself.

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