Jervis Cottonbelly
The World's Sweetest Man
XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty; many likable qualities)
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11-25-2016, 05:13 PM
"I say, that was quite the debut! You were an interesting opponent Mr. Chimpo, and I love you very much. The only advice I could give you is to try and focus more on the contest at hand and less on bananas!"
"As for the events that transpired after my match with Mr. Chimpo, I'm afraid I can't comment on them very well. When that... strange spaceman dropped a ton of bricks on Mr. Chimpo's head, I fainted! I do remember seeing my friend Guppy Parsh race to the ring before I completely faded away, so I will assume that he did the right thing and saved the poor primate!"
"I don't know why he was running with a chainsaw, however. Perhaps there was a tree nearby that needed to be cut down."
"When times get tough and skies grow dark, always remember and never forget, Jervis Cottonbelly still loves you,"
Member of PATROL (w/ Thomas Nixon, Benito Angelo & Guppy Parsh)
Accomplishments:
1x Heavy Metalweight Champion
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The following 2 users Like Jervis Cottonbelly's post:2 users Like Jervis Cottonbelly's post
Broken Hart (11-25-2016), Guppy Parsh (11-25-2016)
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