Shaker gets up

Shaker: I'm not done with you yet Kennedy. Now I am may be on the bottom on the totem pole as it were, but don't take me lightly man. Now, since you don't know a whole lot about me let me introduce myself. I am a former 20 time UWF X-Treme champion, winning that title and keeping it was not that easy. I am a former UWF Heritage champion, that is one of the biggest titles you could win in the UWF, and let's not forget my 2 reigns as UWF Tag team champion.

Shaker: So this is your house huh.?

Shaker: I haven't had gold for a while, I'm on the chase for some gold and I think your title will do nicely.

Shaker: Now I know I am new here, and I have to earn my place. I will give credit where credit is due, you do have a impressive resume in this place. But I'm starting here now at the bottom, and I think I'll make my way to the top starting with you.

Shaker: I am a man with many tricks up his sleeve. I have fought men, bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me. And I have taken them all down, whether it be through my wrestling skills, or this nice bag tricks I have with me.

Shaker points to his back, where he is holding a Casey Jonesesque golf bag, inside it are golf clubs, kendo sticks, and a bat.

Shaker: And you mentioned something about toilets?

Shaker puts down his bag and pulls out a toilet brush

Shaker: If you want these cleaned, I suggest you take this brush, and stick it up your ass!!!!!

Kennedy is infuriated and takes off his belt, and runs at Shaker hoping to hit him with it, Shaker ducks and hits him with a superkick. Kennedy slowly rises to his feet and Shaker goes to his bag and picks up a bat. Before Kennedy can even respond, Shaker hits him in the stomach with the bat. As Kennedy lays unconcious, Shaker picks him up.

Shaker: Let's go on a little field trip shall we.

Shaker takes the unconcious body of Kennedy and carries him towards a bathroom.

Shaker: So you really want these toilets cleaned?

Shaker picks up Kennedy

Shaker: How about you clean them yourself.

Shaker picks up Kennedy and puts his face in the toilet. He then flushes it. Kennedy wakes up and starts to look around. Shaker then takes his head a second time and rams it in the toilet, and flushes it again.

Shaker: Is it that clean enough for ya. Have you had enough yet?

Kennedy gets to his knees, gargles the disgusting toilet water in his mouth, and as he is about to answer he throws up.

Shaker: I'll take that as a no, get up!!!!!

Shaker brings Kennedy to his feet and throws him into the stall door. Shaker then picks him up and starts bouncing his face across the walls in the bathroom.

Shaker: Clean enough for ya yet?

As Kennedy opens his mouth to respond, Shaker kicks him in the gut, and plants him with a ddt. He then goes for the cover

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