OOC: You should have already read through part 1. Here is the direct link if you have not...

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=23627

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The fans are on their feet, still unable to believe what they're seeing right before their eyes.

Crack: Lane is in the shit and Shane is handing Gilmour the shovel.

Katie: We're actually going to see Peter Gilmour as Uni Champ AND Hart Champ?!?

Gilmour starts scooping big loads of shit onto Loverboy Vinnie Lane, each pile landing on him with a sickening wet thud.

: Let's go Gilly! Let's go Gilly!

Shane gets many of the fans to start chanting along with him, pumping his fists into the air and basically hopping around the shit like an excited little kid.

Katie: Shane's childish antics won't make 15 Shows very happy because he's an adult.

Crack: He's totally irrelevant to this match though. And his name is 15 Shows.

Katie: Good point.

SPLAT!!! Gilmour just managed to drop an absolutely massive shit boulder on top of Lane.



The only part of Lane that's still visible is some of his formerly golden now brown as fuck hair peeking out from under the shit!





Gilmour throws the shovel down and raises his hands in victory!




Gilmour: Yeah! SUCK MY DICK! I told you all! Give me my title Shane!





Shane is trying to get Gilmour's attention and pointing at the exposed hair of Vinnie Lane.

: No! No! Hurry! His hair isn't covered! You have to cover every last bit of him! DO IT!

Shane throws the shovel at Gilmour who catches it with one hand and digs up one final, massive scoop of shit. He walks around the pile and gets ready to drop the giant brown blob right over the little bit of Vinnie's hair that's exposed...






He starts to turn the shovel over to let the load slide off...





It's falling...






BLAST!!!!





The sight is much like a volcano of shit erupting! It's like a bomb just went off!



No! It was Loverboy Vinnie Lane doing a kip up right out of the shit!!!!!! Oh my god! Shit flew everywhere!


CRRRRACK! What the hell just hit Peter in his head??? Where did that OXYGEN TANK come from that just cracked Gilmour???

Katie: Lane somehow had an oxygen tank with him under the shit pile and was using it to breathe!

Crack: Oh that's cheap. He should have been able to hold his breath.

The look on Shane 's face is one of awe as he watches Lane toss the tank aside and grab the shovel. Lane starts scooping shit onto Peter but suddenly the shovel is yanked from Lane's hands by Shane . Shane starts backpedaling with the shovel and Vinnie has one of those "Are you serious dude" looks on his face. Lane figures to hell with it and just starts kicking more shit over Gilmour's body rather than running around after Shane.

More and more shit is getting kicked on top of Gilmour by Lane but then Lane notices a shadow coming from behind him!

He turns!

OH SHIT! He just caught Shane red handed and ready to bring that shovel down onto his head!

Shane just freezes and then smiles, trying to laugh it off and says he was just kidding but Lane knows exactly who he's dealing with... which is why when Shane suddenly SWINGS, Lane already is ducking right under the wild shot! The blade of the shovel goes FLYING!

BINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god no! Gilmour had just started rising from the shit pile! The flying shovel piece just dinged him right in the dome!

: Dammit! I'm sorry Peter!

Shane has his hands out in disbelief over what he's just inadvertently done. Lane quickly capitalizes on it and hoists the shit covered Gilmour up and into THE BLACK LABEL DRIVER! SPLLLLLAT!!!!

Lane rushes around looking for another shovel and surprisingly it ends up being a random fan who hands him one? The fans came prepared today! Lane starts scooping more shit on top of Gilmour as Shane paces around nervously, thinking about what he can possibly do next to help his client.

Shane rushes over to Katie and grabs her by the throat!!! WHAT THE FUCK?

: Hey Vinnie! I know you're a good guy at heart and I know you wouldn't want a death on your hands. If Katie here chokes on shit right now, it's your fault!

Lane hesitates. He clearly sees Shane's hands closing in around Katies throat. Crack stands up from the announce table but Shane quickly pulls a can of mace out of his pocket and sprays him before we even get to find out what Crack would have done! Some of the fans end up getting mist in their faces and are screaming in agony too.

Lane just watches his psychotic former boss do everything he KNEW he'd do in a situation like this. He seems hesitant to take his attention away from burying Gilmour in the rest of the hot shit, but he also knows Shane WILL take it too far.

Lane looks like he curses to himself and throws down the shovel, coming right toward Shane who shoves Katie right into Lane's chest. Lane catches hold of her but they both slip in the shit with Katie falling right on top of Lane!

The fans go wild as it looks like she may have kissed him! It's not completely clear though with how quickly Lane shoved her off of him, turning his attention right back to Shane who rushes up to Lane and...

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

SHANE THROWS HIS ARMS AROUND LANE'S SHOULDERS AND GIVES HIM A BIG KISS!!!!!!!

Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Lane SHOVES him off as hard as he can, his eyes lit up in both shock and disgust as he stares at Shane!

BAM!!!

The distraction worked! Gilmour just clubbed Lane hard in the back of the head with a running elbow and now catches the reeling Lane, pulling him right into THE END GAME!

: Do it! Cover him!

Gilmour instinctively goes for the cover on Lane after hearing Shane scream those words.

: No you idiot! I mean cover him in SHIT!!!!

After realizing he made one of the classic mistakes wrestlers make in non-pinfall matches, Peter gets pissed! He slams his fists down into Lane's chest and face repeatedly, just mashing down on him like a gorilla. Even Shane looks surprised at how nuts Peter is going. He's ready to be the damn champion already!

Peter RIPS Lane up from the canvas so fast that the momentum takes Lane up into the air and Gilmour catches Lane, holding him in a belly to belly position and walking him around... tossing him overhead right into the pile of shit!

Gilmour punches the canvas and slaps his own face a few times. He rushes over to Lane, yanks him up again and sends him shoulder first into the turnbuckle, immediately pulling him back and into a German release suplex landing Lane in the shit pile yet again!

: Yes! YES! Gilly's gonna killlllllllll youuuuuuuuu... Gilly's gonna killlllllllll youuuuuuuuu... Gilly's gonna killlllllllll youuuuuuuuu... Gilly's gonna killlllllllll youuuuuuuuu... Gilly's gonna killlllllllll youuuuuuuuu... Gilly's gonna killlllllllll youuuuuuuuu...

Shane gets the entire arena chanting along with him and it's only firing Gilmour up even more. His muscles are flexing and his veins look ready to pop! He peels the champion up from the shit mat and delivers the Mother of all Gilmour Cutters with a splat heard round the world! Shane is shouting at Gilmour to grab the shovel and bury Lane and the fans are losing their shit!

Gilmour takes the shovel and begins power shoving piles and piles of shit onto Lane as fast as he can. He starts using so much force on such heavy piles of shit THAT THE HANDLE SNAPS!!!!

Splinters and tiny wood bits fly everywhere, one getting in Peter's eye!

: Jesus, Peter! You've got to pace yourself so you don't break your wood!

Shane helps check Peter's eye and yes there is a small bit of wood in there. Shane holds Peter's eye lids apart as far as he can and blows as hard as he can into Peter's eye and luckily dislodges the wood bit! Thank god it wasn't sticking into his eyeball.

Shane hands Peter a bottle of water to rinse his eye off as Shane then searches frantically for another shovel. He finds ladders, tables, chairs, tool boxes, light tubes, stop signs, fire extinguishers, and even a fucking kitchen sink under the ring apron! But no shovel??

: Forget that. I have a better idea!

Go climb the ropes!

Dive into him and smash him so far down into the shit that all you have to do is get back up and kick a little more on him!

Peter rushes over to climb up to the top turnbuckle!








He turns away from Lane and takes flight with possibly the highest moonsault we've seen in the XWF!















He soars through the air like he was born up there...
















The fans are all on their feet...

CRASH!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!


















Much like everyone in attendance here tonight, Vinnie Lane can't believe his eyes as he looks down into the HOLE that has formed in the spot where Gilmour landed. If Lane had even been a split second slower rolling out of the way he would have been smashed into a shit pancake.

Mounds of shit are around the sunken in Peter Gilmour but he isn't necessarily COVERED in shit so Vinnie rushes in... DRAGON CLUTCH SLEEPER! He has it locked in tight as Gilmour reaches around but all he can grab is shit. He's clawing at it, causing the mound of shit to start sinking down onto himself and Vinnie Lane!

Shane can't believe his eyes as he watches BOTH men slowly get covered in shit. Lane has the Dragon Clutch Sleeper in so tight that Gilmour is finally fading and... has now completely stopped moving. Shane comes running in, just screaming as loud as he can, probably not even sure what he's going to do at this point other than launch himself at both shit covered men, which he does! And with Lane leaping out of the way just in time we have Shane crashing right down on top of the already motionless Peter Gilmour and that added jolt gives those mounds of shit all they can take! An avalanche of shit starts to pile into the sunken in Gilmour and ! Lane just keeps crawling backward, slipping and sliding as he does so, anything to get away from what is turning into a massive SINK HOLE of shit!!!

All the shit ends up piling down deep into the hole that has formed, COMPLETELY BURYING PETER AND SHANE!!!!

DING DING DING!!!

The ref is calling for the bell as crews rush in to try and save the lives of Peter and Shane. Vinnie Lane just sits back against the barricade, emotionless, completely brown from head to toe as he just watches what's happening through his barely open eyes. It doesn't take officials long to drain the shit out of the hole with a super shit vacuum the XWF has on hand for just such occasions. Shane and Peter are pulled from the wreckage and both given CPR by some incredibly sexy nurses who were also on hand for just this occasion. Nurses who are paid well enough to not care that they're basically making out with guys caked in shit.

Vinnie Lane wipes some of the shit off himself before realizing what a fruitless endeavor that is right now and just accepting his Universal Championships from the official and holding them high above his head, dropping down to his knees as the fans are on their feet in appreciation.

Once Shane and Peter are revived, they both look around and take a moment to realize and accept what has happened. Lane stands a few feet away from them, dripping in shit while larger chunks and globs of shit are still rolling and peeling off of Shane and Peter's bodies. The splat sounds echo far through the air as this otherwise silent and awkward moment lasts for a good number of seconds...

...

Peter looks around at everything around him, as does Lane who now has both of his belts over the same shoulder. An official hands Peter his Hart Championship and he tosses it up over his shoulder. Meanwhile, Shane is starting to smile and just starts backing away as he applauds both men. Lane and Gilmour look each other right in the eyes and after a few more seconds, both men say something we can't make out and then exchange a handshake! The fans pop for such a rare showing of mutual respect.

All of a sudden out from the back, Frodo and a masked man storm Lane, both superkicking him at the same time, sending him into the shit sink hole!

But wait! The fans pop as Gilmour spins Frodo around and lays into him with a flurry of hard rights! Frodo is reeling as Gilmour gets ready to crack him in the head with the Hart title but the masked man pulls Frodo out of the way as Peter misses with the big swing. Frodo and the masked man accidentally bump into Shane, quickly grabbing him and shoving him toward Peter to slow him down.

Frodo then rushes over to the hole Lane is in, takes his pants down, and takes a shit right on top of Lane!

Frodo: "Planted something."

Frodo and the masked man make their escape as Shane and Peter run them off.

Once they're long gone, Peter and Shane look at each other.

Gilmour: You know Shane I thought you were going to make sure I walk out Uni champ tonight but you fucked that up for me. So on second thought I think I'm going to do business with some other people!

: What? What do you mean?

Gilmour: I mean SUCK MY DICK!

Holy shit! Gilmour kicks Shane in the nuts! GILMOUR CUTTER!!!!

A resounding OOOHHHHHHH explodes through the air as Gilmour lays out his seemingly VERY temporary manager for tonight!

Even through defeat, Peter Gilmour has sent a message here tonight and only leaves the universe wanting more, wondering just what he and some "other people" have in store for the XWF! Not to mention the burning question of what the new owner, Vinnie Lane, has in store for Frodo and his X-treme championship, especially after what he has just pulled on Lane a moment ago!

And now we look forward to a new era in the XWF as we split into two official shows once again. The full details of those shows will be revealed after midnight tonight as the entire roster is given the opportunity to negotiate which show they'll be representing. A more cinematic, story driven experience awaits the new roster of Wednesday Night Warfare while a more traditional and less demanding Savage Saturday Night will appeal to a wide range of fans and competitors.