(08-16-2015, 09:34 AM)Lux Lyden Said:

(08-15-2015, 10:49 PM)Christopher Isles Said:

Not Too Long Ago, Lux Said:"This fruit is tasty."

Christopher: You got another one of those, dude? This shit's gettin' intense.

"Uh... no."


Lux looks around briefly and spots a painting depicting a bowl of fruit, hanging on a nearby wall. It looks to be rather poorly construed and Ghost Tank's name seems to be autographed on the bottom of it. Dang, he's terrible at art too. What a shame. No matter though, Lux doesn't seem to mind the poor quality and as a look of deep concentration meets absolute serenity, passes through his eyes, he walks over to the painting and plunges his hand directly into it. However, his hand doesn't rip through and destroy the work of 'art'. No, it somehow passes into the painting and he's able to grip onto a piece of fruit. An apple to be more precise, that he grabs and immediately yanks from the confines of the painting before tossing it to Chris. Mr. Isles catches the apple and it is seen that what was once a 2D painting of an apple is now an actual three-dimensional piece of real fruit. Though it still seems to be slightly misshapen and disproportional to what a true apple should look like.


"That'll have to do amigo. Sorry in advance if it still tastes like paint, I'm still trying to get the hang of these odd attributes I seem to possess. Oh and don't ask how I did that. I seriously couldn't explain it, even if I wanted to and I've already had quite a few conversations on the subject with my friend Mr. Black. It's all very confusing and mind boggling to say the least. So... I'd rather not even try to attempt to give a reason for what happened."


Lux turns back to the painting and passes his hand into it once more, this time targeting a banana. Unfortunately, when he removes his hand this time, instead of the banana he's holding a mint condition,1986 Barry Bonds rookie card. Raising an eyebrow in inquiry at the vintage baseball memorabilia, Lux sighs and pockets the card.


"See what I mean? What the fuck was that?"


Another sigh. This was all too weird sometimes.