06-17-2015, 10:47 PM
Hello, my friends!
It is your King! Your Universal Champion. Yes, indeed. It's Doctor Louis D'Ville.
If you're not all aware already, let the Doctor fill you in..
The Doctor has recently informed Mister General Manager of Warfare Oaktree that he is ready for his BIG title defense! So July 1st, ladies and gentleman, the Doctor will defend his Universal Championship! LIVE! in New Zealand! Against......
Against....
Hm.
Well, now. Let me see.
Well? Anything yet?
Oh snap. You know the closest thing I've had to challenge as of late is some new-guy. Ethan Bird told me himself that it won't be long before our paths cross. He also hinted around to the Professor that he's NOT interested in the X-Treme Championship. Which means only ONE thing....
HA!
Well, let me tell you Mister Ethan. The Doctor wouldn't be where he is today if it wasn't for that X-Treme Championship. Again, I say, drop everything that you've ever thought was real in your many years in all of those different rings. This is the XWF, my friend. That XWF X-Treme Championship is TEN World Titles compared to any that you've EVER owned. I, myself, am a former undefeated X-Treme Champion. Which has led me to my Universal Title. Which is a billion World Titles that you've seen. So before you go stomping on grounds your unfamiliar with, friend, I suggest you look around a bit more. You might hit a land mine or possibly miss out on a valuable opportunity due to your ridiculous stubbornness.
But, enough about you. We've already established that our session will come another day.
So, the second closest thing to a challenge would come from my very own Professor of Insanity. The Dimallisher.
The Dimallisher claims that due to Peter Gilmour's huge victory over Calypso a week-or-so ago, he deserves to be the Number One Contender to the Universal Title. You know, it's a proven fact, that in some people's opinion around here, Peter deserves a title shot every week. Trust me, friends, I wish that was the way it worked. Peter's part of the damn brand.
You know, Peter. I've always looked forward to having a session with you. And what a better time. You're coming off a loss, you've recently been turned away from Dimallisher to go after the Tag Team Titles... Even after he shoved you towards me. Is there something about me, Peter? Is there something about the Doctor that you just usually forget about me? I could own both of your ears right now if I didn't decide to spit one into your whore-friend's face after I ripped it off the side of your empty skull with my teeth. I could. Right?
What became of that? You were pissed that I became the King of the XWF, I tore off your ear, and that was the end of it. Perhaps you're much smarter than I thought, Mister Gilmour. Perhaps, Dim voicing that challenge for you is something that you have NO desire in doing at all. Perhaps......! You care about your future!
I don't blame you, Peter. There's probably a pretty good reason that you've never been the XWF Universal Champion. If I have to strike another tally on your Wall of Shame, I could do that. Then again, this message could go ignored. It could pass through the waves of the XWF and disappear like it never happened. And either we're thrown into a title match anyway... Or I'm in the same situation I was in a couple of months ago when no one stepped up and face Knight and TJ Wallace again in a RANDOM TITLE DEFENSE MASSACRE!
Regardless, I'm game.
I'm taking to the streets with it. Anyone that thinks Peter needs a session with the Doc, say "Aye".
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