"Hey, all. I've recently sat down to watch some of the promos for Warfare, because I can. And as most of you know, Maverick is a fucking liar, and I live just outside of Detroit. Used to live in Clawson, now I reside in Royal Oak. I know Michigan Weather, been here most of my life. Maverick is claiming to have been from Battle Creek, and that he has friends coming down to help make sure no one fucks with him this week. But they got help up by a Blizzard. Now, if they had one, I'd be hearing about it. Battle Creek is less than 2 hours from here. If they got snowed in, there's a good chance I would have been, too. Right? Well, I was out sunbathing yesterday. Because it was almost 80. I checked the Battle Creek weather reports for yesterday. Wanna know what I saw? High of 79, and a low of 50. That's far from Blizzard weather. I mean, we could ask Aidan, but I'm pretty sure he'd agree.
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