Lazarus - vs - Axle King Standard Singles Match

Don Gross: The crowd begins to stir as the opening match of the evening is about to get underway here tonight on XWF television.

Joey Styles: What a crowd it is indeed Don. Tonight, in this first match, will see two relatively new faces to the XWF and in fact, see a rising star by the name of Axle King make his debut here to open Madness tonight!

Don Gross: I certainly look forward to it Joey!

'Brutal Planet' by Alice Cooper blares over the X-tron as the newcomer saunters his way out from behind the curtain. He runs past the crowd and down the aisle, slides under the bottom rope, and prepares anxiously for the arrival of his opponent.

'First Single' by The Format starts to play as Lazarus makes his way to a sea of fluorescent lighting. The crowd is thoroughly confused as they always tend to be when Lazarus makes his entrance on center stage. The second entrant into this match makes his way down the ring steps, climbs over the top rope, then adjusts his match waiting for the bell to ring.

Don Gross: DING!

The bell rings at the exact same time as Don shouted his psychic abilities to know the sound was about to happen.

King gains the upper hand with a flurry of repetitive blows to the midsection that forces Lazarus into the corner. King leans on him forcing the back of his shoulders over the top rope. He begins to Sheamus pound his face six times till he falls over the ring backwards and lands on the cement outside the floor. King celebrates with his arms up in the air while Lazarus slowly pulls himself to his feet.

King turns around just in time to catch Lazarus' boot to the face, who like some kind of comic book super hero, leaped with a single bound from the ground over the ring ropes and into Kings face.

Lazarus wastes no time getting on the offensive with King by first successfully landing a hip toss. Picked up and followed by a DDT and a cover.



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KICKOUT!

King kicked out!

Don Gross: The rookie ain't going down that easy tonight Joey!

Joey Styles: As we expected him to. You can't just show up on day one in the XTREME wrestling federation and go down on your first pin attempt.

King rises to his feet as Lazarus makes his way against the ropes to slingshot himself in Kings direction. He soars at him trying a cross body attack but is caught in mid air, turned around, and heaved over King's shoulders with a massive toss that leaves Lazarus wincing in pain clinging to his tail bone after that landing. King quickly lifts Lazarus back to his feet again and lands a quick German suplex followed by a cover...







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KICKOUT! by Lazarus!

The lights suddenly go out!

Joey Styles: "Uh oh! There goes the lights!"

Don Gross: "Did you forget to pay the electric bill? Tell them the check is in the mail."

The lights come back on and the referee and Axle are both laid out on the ground! Lazarus is hopping around on one leg, trying to reach his foot.

Joey Styles: "Is that a...knife? Lazarus has been stabbed and--"

Lazarus turns around and is met by a boot to the face!

Don Gross: "That's that Titan guy!"

Titan lifts Lazarus up and drops him with Typhon's Revenge! Titan leans over and slaps Lazarus in the face a couple times and then slides out of the ring and backs his way slowly up the ramp, surveying the damage done.

As Titan makes his way out of the ring, King goes for another cover....















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KICKOUT!


Lazarus kicked out again!

Don Gross: Titan Came, Kicked some ass, and then left pretty quickly Joey.

Joey Styles: He sure did and the best part is this match still ain't even over.

Lazarus makes it to his feet and attempts a swing at King who ducks. King attempts another swing back at Lazarus who ducks also in return.

Dropkick from Lazarus sends King on his back. Lazarus against the ropes again and lands on top of King with a very Hogan-esque leg drop and cover...




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KICKOUT!

King kicked out.

Don Gross: This kid is something else isn't he Joey..

Joey Styles: Will see what he's really made of here in a second.

Setting him up for the Lazarus of the four....



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Reversed!

King pulls his arms from out of the twisting and intertwining Lazarus used to attempt his finisher. He kicks Lazarus in the gut.... Places his head between his thighs and....






DON GROSS: THEY CALL THAT MOVE 'DAMN, I'M GOOD!'

King hits his finisher (Pedigree) and then goes for the cover...





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THREE!!!!

Winner: Axle King

Joey Styles: A big, big win for the newcomer here tonight. I have a feeling there will be a lot more W's coming his way in the near future.

Don Gross: Good luck, kid.

John Black w/ Jessie Diaz - vs - Mizuki Tsukasa w/ Tribute Standard Singles Match Managers can RP once

John Black walks out looking extra confident tonight with Jessie Diaz by his side. You might say he has swag.

John and Mizuki tangle up in the corner to start things off. Tri Bute begins to coach Mizuki, yelling out things like "yeah, use some forearms!"

Taking her manager's advice, Mizuki throws some forearms strikes into the face of Black until she reaches a count of five. She backs off but charges right back into Black with a shoulder strike to the chest. She slaps Black across his face prior to finally backing off.

Mizuki goes to send Black into the ropes but Black reverses it and catches Mizuki with a back body drop. Mizuki pops back up and Black knocks her back down by using a lariat.

Tri Bute jumps onto the apron to distract Black.

John Black says, "get off the apron, bitch!" as he walks over to confront him.

But wait-- JESSIE DIAZ pulls Tri Bute off the apron!

These two are facing off on the outside.

Oh shit, Tri Bute pulls a large feather out of his boot. It's that same feather that he's been known to use on opponents in the past. Tri Bute cocks his arm and charges after Jessie with the feather like it's some kind of pointy weapon, but Jessie catches him by the wrist and takes him down with an arm drag!

Still distracted by the events taking place on the outside, Mizuki stalks John Black from behind. Jessie quickly and yells at John Black.

"Behind you, idiot!"

Black spins around and he nearly gets decapitated by Mizuki who runs at him for a clothesline. However, Black was able to duck just in time. Mizuki ends up running into the ropes where Jessie reaches in and trips her!

Mizuki stumbles forward into a STO from Black. Black then comes off the top rope and delivers a flying elbow drop.

Black takes Miz to the center of the ring and gives the the Blacklisted (death valley driver). Black pins Mizuki.

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BLACK WINS! BLACK WINS! BLACK WINS!

John Black jumps up to the top rope and celebrates his much needed victory. Could this be it-- could this be the turning point of John Black's career?

Winner: John Black w/ Jessie Diaz

Christine Nash - vs - Mr. Radio Standard Singles Match Winner gets the Tag Team Title shot contract

Radio and Nash go to work following the bell. First it's Nash on the attack with some right hands that knock Radio back into the ropes. She then throws him across the ring with an Irish whip and knocks him down coming back with a spin kick to the jaw. Nash runs into Radio and drop kicks him in the chest, causing him to fall back into the corner. She chokes him in the corner with her foot, and then delivers another spin kick.

Nash removes Radio from the corner with a monkey flip and climbs to the top rope. She jumps off the top, going for a moonsault, but Radio slides out of harm's way. Radio capitalizes by taking Nash by the neck and giving him a neck breaker. Radio goes for Nash's legs and locks in an early finishing hold; the End Transmission (Texas Cloverleaf). Nash is in a great deal of pain but she refuses to give up this early into the game. She catches a rope break.

Radio delivers some stomps into the back of Nash. He's refusing to giver her any time to recover. The referee steps in and pulls Radio off of Nash so that she has time to recover.

Radio tries to rush Nash again, but she kicks him in the stomach. Nash then takes Radio down with a flying headscissors and pins him.

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Nash pulls Radio up with a headlock and then punches him in the nose. Nash throws Radio into the ropes. She then runs off the set of ropes that are perpendicular, and takes out Radio from the side with a spear. Nash pins Radio.

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Kick out!

Nash hops over the top rope and then immediately sling shots herself back in and hits Radio with a somersault senton. She pins him again.

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Radio puts his foot on the rope.

Nash takes Radio to the center of the ring and goes for the Angel's Wings, but Radio powers out of it and pushes her away. Radio runs at her for a clothesline, but she ducks. Nash kicks Radio and this time goes for a cradle shock. But Radio shifts his weight and lands on his feet behind her. With his arms wrapped around her, Radio tries to take Nash down, but she reverses into a inside cradle.

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Radio and Nash get up at the same time. They run at each other. Radio ducks a clothesline, scoops Nash onto his shoulders and slams her with the Around the Galaxy (F5). Radio pins Nash.

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Kick out!

Radio can't believe it, Nash kicked out of his finisher!

Radio argues with the referee about the call...

Nash comes up behind him and rolls him up!

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KICK OUT!

The match almost slipped out of Radio's hands there.

Radio goes after Nash but she stuns him with a round house kick to the side of the cheek. Nash goes for a hurricanrana but Radio reverses it into a powerbomb and rolls her up. Radio kicks his feet up on the middle rope, illegally, for added leverage!

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Radio runs out of the ring, grabs the #1 contender's contract and heads up the ramp, holding it above his head.

Winner: Mr. Radio

Radio walks backwards up the ramp as he celebrates wildly, like he just won a championship.

Suddenly, The Avenger's song plays! Oh no... Don't tell me...

Radio looks around, confused.

But he doesn't look up, and that is where Iron Man is entering the arena from! Iron Man comes flying down by a cable like he's Superman, with his arms extended in front of him. He lands gently on the stage, about twenty feet from Radio. Radio runs after Iron Man as Iron Man takes off the harness and knocks into him with a lariat. However, Radio bounces off the big metal suit and falls on his ass while Iron Man merely stumbles.

Radio has an "oh shit" moment as he sits there looking up at Iron Man who was unfazed by the attack. Radio gets up on one knee, still looking up at Iron Man...

Iron Man shakes his head at Radio.

Iron Man RUNS at Radio and knocks him the fuck out with a flying metal knee to the face! Holy shit!

Radio is flat on his back with a cut down the center of his forehead.

Iron Man takes Radio's #1 contenders contract, crumples it up, and forces it into Radio's mouth.

Iron Man exits via jet pack as EMTs go to check on Radio.

John Austin - vs - Morbid Angel © - vs - Swagmire Swaggins X-Treme Rules Match X-Treme Championship

The lights in the arena go dim and the sounds of multiple clocks can be heard ticking away through-out the arena. Finally the alarm sounds and the beginning to Time by Pink Floyd begins to play. Out steps John Austin from beyond the curtains. He stands atop of the stage with his hands held to his hips and surveys the arena. He makes his way down to the ring, greeting a few fans along the way.

"It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones begins to play, and Swagmire Swaggins emerges from the back, doing the Carlton all the way to the ring. Not a lot of people in the crowd really get it, and the ones who do aren't amused, but he thinks it's still cool so who gives a fuck?

The Lights dim for a brief moment a faint sound of the wind...or so you thought! Aeon- God Gives head in Heaven blasts over the PA as Morbid Angel comes from the Back stage area storming down to the ring looking for blood and death!

The bell rings, and the match up is underway! The three competitors circle the ring around each other, all seemingly unwilling to get this match underway. Austin however tries to lock up with Swagmire, though Swaggy breaks the hold and starts to dance again before a charging Morbid Angel rushes in with a huge double lariat, sending both of his opponents crashing hard to the mat! Morbid laughs, then picks both men up by their throats, seemingly about to go for a double chokeslam. But no! Double kicks to the stomach (double) double the big man over and the teamwork doesn't stop there! Double DDT! Angel's down! Austin locks up with Swaggy again, grabbing him by the back of the head and holding it in place while delivering a massive European uppercut that sends the Swagmeister stumbling back, but doesn't knock him off his feet.

Swaggy shakes himself out of the daze just time to see Austin rushing after him, thinking Western Lariat! Swaggy ducks and Austin collides with the turnbuckle! Swaggy decides to take advantage and charges in, landing a huge dropkick to the back of Austin, forcing even further into the turnbuckle! Morbid gets back to his feet and Swaggy backs up into him, cartoon style. Morbid responds by grabbing Swaggy and dropping him with an inverted body slam! (imagine a regular scoop slam, only where the end result is the opponent landing face first.)

Austin gets out of the corner and charges at Morbid with another Western Lariat! However, it looks to have not affected the massive man any! Austin backs up, hits the ropes and comes in for another lariat but instead catches a big boot for his troubles! Austin staggers back but doesn't fall, much to the surprise of Morbid! Morbid roars before rushing at Austin, only to get caught with a snap powerslam, wait! Morbid's knees hit the top rope and the rest of his body falls to the mat! His legs bounce off the ropes and fall to the ground moments later, and instinctively he clutches the previously injured knee!

Swaggy gets up to his knees, and Austin rolls out of the ring, looking to introduce a weapon into this match. After fishing underneath the ring for a few seconds, he comes back up with a steel folding chair! He slides back into the ring, chair in hand and it looks like his first target is none other than Swaggy! Swaggy, back to his feet spots the chair in Austin's grasp and tries to physically remove it from its owner. A struggle ensues, which Austin wins, jamming the top end of the chair into his opponent's stomach! Swaggy doubles over and Austin swings the chair, seat colliding with the goofy looking face of Swagmire Swaggins! Swaggins falls back first onto the mat and Austin goes back over to where Morbid is, still trying to make sure his knee is in good enough condition to go on.

Austin kicks Angel right in the patella, knocking him back to the mat! He slides Morbid's ankle between the seat and the top end of the chair, slightly unfolding it. He looks about ready to stomp, when Swaggy rolls him up from behind!

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Austin gets back to his feet only to meet a knee to the stomach from Swaggy, followed by a DDT. Morbid kicks the chair off of him, sending it sliding out of the ring and colliding with the concrete floor below. Swaggy lays in a few stomps on the skull of Austin before Seeing out the corner of his eyes, Morbid getting back up, with assistance from the ropes. Swaggy rolls out of the ring and goes on the hunt for the chair, something to even the odds against his much larger opponent. Morbid sees Austin on the mat and decides to go after him. He pulls Austin back up to his feet before easily powering him up in the air and tossing him halfway across the ring. Austin lands hard on the mat below, all the air seemingly evacuating his body on the landing. He gasps in for breath, which just gets expelled as the massive boot of blood, guts, hate, gore stomps down on his stomach.

Morbid runs the ropes and gets his leg grabbed by Swaggy on the rebound! Morbid trips, falls, and lands face first on the canvas as Swaggy lifts the chair above his head: and drops it down across the right leg of Morbid Angel! Angel screams and pulls his legs into the ring! Swaggy gets up on the apron, and tries to springboard into the ring with a chair assisted leg drop, when the chair flies out of his hand and he hits the ground next to Morbid, looking like a motherfucker.

Swaggy instead jumps anyway, right into Morbids knees. Swaggy bounces off and rolls around the mat in obvious pain. Morbid get's up with a slight limp in his step. Morbid brings Swaggy to his feet and drags him over to the corner...he props him up onto the top turnbuckle. Morbid gets into position and delivers his devastating finisher SATAN'S FALL!!!


Swaggy is lifeless on the mat. Austin is starting to get up, Morbid sees this and picks up the steel chair resting next to Swaggy's still unconscious body. Austin is all the way up, he's turning around....



CRACK!!!



Morbid just knocked out John Austin with a wicked chair shot to the dome. He hooks the leg for the pin...



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Winner: Morbid Angel

MAIN EVENT Peter Gilmour - vs - Scorpio Theo Match #1 Bra and Panties Match

The crowd erupts as Greenback Boogie by Imarobot begins playing and Theo Pryce walks out onto the stage, looks around at the crowd for a few seconds and then makes his way down to the announcers table to take in the match first hand.



Suddenly the cheers turn to violent booing as “Daddy’s Fallen Angel” by In This Moment starts playing and the XWF’s self proclaimed “King of X-treme”, the Hollywood Bad Boy, Peter Gilmour accompanied by his fiancé Rose Smith make their way to the ring. Some of the fans along the entry way are really giving Gilmour the business and of course he responds like only a Peter Gilmour could with a “Suck My Dick” to each and every one of the heckling fans. He must have said it to at least 2 dozen fans, mostly men.


The lights in the arena go black except for a spotlight that shines down in the middle of the ring with a scorpion in the center of it. That is being obstructed by company members, move out the way brahs! In spite of that, Rock You Like A Hurricane by The Scorpions blasts over the pa system and different color strobe lights flash at the top of the ramp. Next Scorpio emerges from the backstage area with a white sack in his hand, not his, as he beats on his chest like a maniac with his free hand. He then screams..




AAOOOOOOOOWW!!!





Just before different color pyro begins to explode all around him. The lights in the arena now come back on as Scorpio starts to run down the ramp with a big white sack slung around his shoulders, his bag of tricks to be sure. He drops the back in one swift motion as he then slides into the ring head first.

Gilmour wastes no time as he pushes Rose out of the way and makes a beeline over to Scorpio and starts delivering repeated kicks to Scorpio’s head, not allowing his opponent to get to his feet. Rose falls back into the turnbuckle and is momentarily stunned. Back on the other side of the ring Gilmour pulls Scorpio up by his head and attempts to spinning leg kick but Scorpio is able to duck out of the way. Scorpio then grabs Gilmour and irish whips him into the corner, incidentally the same corner that Rose is still propped up against. Gilmour hits Rose with such force that he almost snaps her into. The two of them are now face to face in the corner. The crowd starts getting into it…



KISS HER!!



KISS HER!!



Scorpio is stomping his feet, and beating on his chest, even he’s getting into it and screaming...


KISS HIM!!


KISS HIM!!



Rose smiles, Gilmour sighs and just as he turns around he is met with a…




SCORPIO SPLASH!!!




Gilmour flops onto the mat, Rose slinks down to the mat’s surface. Using his boot Scorpio does Rose a favor and kicks out of the ring.


While Gilmour is rolling around on the mat in pain, Scorpio quickly jumps out of the ring and reaches into his white sack and pulls out…a Triple Stack. There is a Scorpion crawling around the wrapped burger which Scorpio just swats away to destinations unknown.


Scorpio then slides back into the ring, unwraps the Triple Stack and just devours it in seconds before throwing the crinkled wrapper at his opponent who is finally getting to his feet.


Scorpio starts slapping his chest and screaming, all the while Gilmour leaps at his opponent and lays him out with a clothesline.


Gilmour levies a few more boot stomps to Scorpio’s skull and then follows up with an elbow drop to the back of Scorpio’s head.


Gilmour bends down and grabs Scorpio’s t-shirt and rips it completely off. Exposing Scorpio’s plain black bra, the fans seem a bit disappointed, expecting something more flashy from the eccentric Scorpio.


Peter Gilmour is halfway to victory now.


Rose pacing around the side of the ring cheering on her man and giving Theo Pryce the stink eye every few seconds.


Back in the ring Gilmour has Scorpio up against the ropes, he hits him with a chop across the chest and then slings him to the ropes, Scorpio bounces off the ropes, ducks under a clothesline but is put down on the return trip with a Powerslam from Gilmour followed by a leg drop.


Rose Smith: Go babe go!!


Gilmour reaches down and is trying is hardest to rip Scorpio’s pants down but Scorpio is fighting it. He’s rolling around like a fish out of water. Gilmour is getting pissed; he can’t get a good grip. He kicks Scorpio in the head, not once…


Not twice…


Three times…


And then goes back to trying to get Scorpio’s pants off. Scorpio is just laughing at his opponent. Gilmour bends down and yells “SUCK MY DICK” to Scorpio…






SNOT ROCKET!!!





Scorpio countered Gilmour’s sexual harassment with a snot rocket that went right into Gilmour’s mouth.


Gilmour wretches back, grabbing at his throat…Gilmour is dry heaving.


Scorpio kips up….





SPEAR!!!




Gilmour was almost broken in two at the torso with that spear.


Scorpio rips Gilmour’s shirt off exposing his Black Brazier, it looks a little lose as it appears Peter went with the D Cup when a B would have done the trick.


Scorpio then walks over to the ropes, looks right down at Rose and starts swinging Gilmour’s shirt around above his head while touching himself. Scorpio is loving this but Rose looks disgusted. Scorpio is reaching into the back of his pants…what the hell is he doing…


…it’s a Scorpion. Scorpio just pulled a black scorpion out of his pants? Where the hell was it hiding? Scorpio throws the little creature at Rose. It lands on her shoulder and she starts running around the ring screaming. She has no idea what to do.


Scorpio is pointing and laughing.


Gilmour is sneaking up from behind Scorpio…he grabs at Scorpio’s pants and tries ripping them off. Scorpio wraps his arms around the ropes for leverage. Gilmous is pulling with all his strength…Scorpio is completely horizontal at this point.


Rose is still on the outside of the ring screaming. Gilmour looks over at her, he hesitates for a second. Long enough for Scorpio to pull himself towards the ropes and then propel himself backwards right into Gilmour. Scorpio quickly pulls Gilmour up only to put him back down with a pump handle slam.


Rose is still screaming on the side of the ring. She is looking around, her face starting to swell up.


Scorpio runs towards the ropes, bounces off…he’s running in Rose’s direction…


DIVING BODY BLOCK!!!



Scorpio just took out Rose Smith with a diving body block on the outside of the ring. Rose is down and she does not appear to be getting up anytime soon. Scorpio’s head smacked off the hard concrete floor. Gilmour is starting to stir in the ring.


The ref is beginning the 10 count….



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The ref is signaling for the bell. This match is over. Peter Gilmour has won!!!


THEO PRYCE: Hold on, now just hold on a God damn minute. Are you kidding me ref? Honestly? Are you serious? This is a Bra and Panties match. The only way you can win is by stripping your opponent down to their skivvies. There are no count outs, just like there are no submissions or pins. In fact, there are no DQ’s either. Do you understand that? This match does not until one of these two are in their bra and panties Now start this back up.



The bell rings again and the match has been restarted.



Gilmour is huffing and puffing in the ring. He is furious and pouting like Gilmour does. The ref is trying to calm him down but Gilmour doesn’t want to hear it. He pushes the ref back and then…



SUPERKICK!!!



Gilmour has just destroyed the ref with a devastating super kick. Gilmour is now standing over the ref and screaming “SUCK MY DICK”!!



Scorpio is just back to his feet as Gilmour slides out of the ring. Gilmour walks over to the announcers table and starts screaming at Theo Pryce. Pryce stands up and takes his headset off, Gilmour get’s up in Theo’s face and pushes him backwards. Gilmour then grabs Theo’s chair, folds it up, turns around and charges at Scorpio…Scorpio has no idea what’s coming…



CRACK!!!



Gilmour almost beheaded Scorpio with that chair shot. Peter knees down and checks on his fiancé. She’s unconscious but still alive. The chair is bent in half. Gilmour throws it down to the ground and lifts the ring apron, he’s searching for something…


Crowbar!! Gilmour has a crowbar. Peter rolls Scorpio over, he doesn’t even care that he could end this right now by just pulling Scorpio’s pants but he is going for maximum pain now. Gilmour bends down slightly…and rams the crowbar as far up Scorpio’s ass as possible. At least 6 inches of the crowbar has not disappeared in Scorpio’s anus.


Gilmour is pointing at Scorpio and laughing at his opponent. Peter then pulls the crowbar out and throws it to the floor. He lifts Scorpio up…


Clothesline!!


He lifts him again…


Clothesline!!


And again to his feet..


Clothesline!!!


Gilmour just destroyed Scorpio with three devastating clotheslines in a row.


Gilmour is now down at Scorpio’s ankles, he’s trying to get Scorpio’s pants off and put an end to this match. Rose is finally starting to come around…she’s feeling her face and realizing that it’s swelled up like a balloon and starts screaming. Gilmour looks over at his beloved and goes over to her trying to calm her down which gives Scorpio the opening he needs.


Scorpio creeps up behind Gilmour…


SCORPIO DEATHDROP!!!


That should do it. Scorpio grabs Gilmour’s left pant leg and he’s trying to rip it off. Gilmour is fighting him. Rose get’s up and she lunghes at Scorpio, she’s managed to get onto Scorpio’s back. Scorpio is turning around in circles, his arms flailing as he tries to reach back and grab Rose to no avail. Scorpio sees Gilmour getting up…he charges at his opponent and then just stops…launching an unsuspecting Rose Smith in the air and right at her fiancé.


Rose Smith takes out Peter Gilmour.


Scorpio quickly goes back over to Gilmour, he’s got a solid grip of Peter’s pants…he’s pulling…they are starting to come down…


Gilmour reaches down, he refuses to let go…Scorpio is still pulling, the veins are popping out in his head…



RIP!!!


Scorpio ripped Gilmour’s left pant leg off but he’s still wearing half his pants. Scorpio can’t believe it. He thought he had this match won. Scorpio goes back over to Gilmour, he grabs the other pant leg…


Gilmour counters with a kick to Scorpio’s face stunning him for a second. Gilmour quickly hops to his feet…



KILLSWITCH!!!



Peter Gilmour just destroyed Scorpio with the Killswitch out of nowhere.


Gilmour lifts Scorpio to his feet….



KILLSWITCH!!!


Gilmour just landed another Killswitch on his opponent. Now he’s grabbing the bottom of Scorpio’s pant’s…he pulls….


HE’S GOT IT!!!


Gilmour is holding Scorpio’s pants in the air!!! Gilmour is ecstatic, Scorpio is down on the ground and he’s laughing…


Scorpio was wearing two pairs of pants!! Gilmour doesn’t even realize it. Scorpio is back up…Gilmour’s back is to his opponent…turns around and see’s Scorpio standing there…pant’s still on…


SCORPIO DEATH STRIKE!!!


Scorpio is beating his chest….he grabs Gilmour’s other pant leg and rips it off exposing Peter Gilmour’s white panties.


AAOOOOOOOOWW!!!





Theo Pryce is signaling for the bell.

Winner: Scorpio

Scorpio walks over to Peter, he lifts him up and spins him around. Gilmour is still dazed. Scorpio grabs the back of Peter’s panties and lifts…


ATOMIC WEDGIE!!! The panties are starting to split…Peter’s right testicle is exposed!!! Now the left!!!

The panties are still ripping….Scorpio is screaming!!!

AAOOOOOOOOWW!!!


RIP!!!!


Peter Gilmour’s panties are completely off, he is exposed to everyone.Peter quickly reacts and covers himself. Rose Smith having just woken up sees what is going on and quickly climbs into the ring, she crawls over to Peter and hugs him so as to cover uphis exposed area.


Scorpio sees this…he runs to the ropes…he bounces off….


DICK OF DOOM!!!


Scorpio just hit the side of Rose Smith’s head with the DICK OF DOOM!!! Peter Gilmour falls backwards thanks to the momentum of Rose. Gilmour is on his back in the middle of the ring looking up at the ceiling. Rose Smith is unconscious, still covering Peter’s lower half.


Scorpio rips off his second pair of pants exposing his black thong to the crowd. On the back side of the thong is Rose Smith’s face. Rose Smith is literally on Scorpio's ass.



AAOOOOOOOOWW!!!