MAIN EVENT - Part 2
XWF Tag Team Championship

Peter Gilmour
& ???
- vs -
Sebastian Duke
& ???
X-treme Rules Mystery Partners Tag Match

Mr. XWF was the first to make his way out tonight and seems very well mannered and less like a nut this evening. Is it possible he's taking this match a little more seriously then most matches?

He looks around and then slaps his dick a couple times to remind us that he's feeling good about himself. That's the Mr. XWF we all know and love.

Once everyone makes their way out to the ring, Peter Gilmour and Sebastian Duke start out this tag match with Sebastian Duke immediately hitting Peter Gilmour with a Running Powerslam. Peter Gilmour slams to the mat but is quick to his feet, diving towards Sebastian Duke and catching him with Yakuza Kick that sends Sebastian Duke falling from the ring. Sebastian Duke rises to his feet and Peter Gilmour leaps from the ring in an attempt to smash Sebastian Duke down to the ground with the full force of a Body Slam. However Sebastian Duke sidesteps away just in time and Peter Gilmour crashes to the ground.

Peter Gilmour rolls over and begins frantically fishing under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Sebastian Duke walks over to Peter Gilmour. Peter Gilmour turns just in time and immediately strikes Sebastian Duke with the steel chair. Sebastian Duke stumbles back but doesn't fall. This gives enough leave way for Peter Gilmour to climb to his feet. Peter Gilmour charges at Sebastian Duke with the steel chair raised high!

Sebastian Duke grabs the chair just as Peter was about to strike with it. Sebastian Duke shakes his finger in front of Peter Gilmour's face and then smashes the chair over Peter Gilmour's head. Sebastian Duke hit Peter Gilmour so hard with the chair there's a dent in the chair of Peter Gilmour's head. Peter Gilmour goes wobbling backwards as a hand reaches down and smacks Peter Gilmour in the chest. Oh shit! Mister Mystery is now the legal man! The crowd goes nuts as Mister Mystery heads straight for Sebastian Duke. Colliding with a flying shoulder to the face that nearly knocks Sebastian Duke's head clean off!

Mister Mystery pulls Sebastian Duke to his feet and slides Sebastian Duke into the ring. Mister Mystery then reaches under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat. Mister Mystery climbs into the ring and walks up to Sebastian Duke just as Sebastian Duke is rising to his feet. Sebastian Duke's head is immediately met with the business end of the baseball bat Mister Mystery is wielding. Mister Mystery doesn't stop swinging after the first hit. Mister Mystery keeps striking Sebastian Duke over and over as Sebastian Duke struggles to make it the corner and tag Mr. XWF in. The bat finally splits in half and Mister Mystery tosses the handle aside as Sebastian Duke continues to struggle to get to his partner. Mister Mystery yanks Sebastian Duke away from the corner of the ring just as Sebastian Duke was about to touch hands with Mr. XWF. Mister Mystery then covers for the pin.


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Kickout by Sebastian Duke! Sebastian Duke shoves Mister Mystery off and slowly climbs to his feet.

Sebastian Duke's eyes suddenly widen as Mr. XWF hops behind Sebastian Duke and begins to hump him???

Sebastian Duke immediately turns around with an angry scowl and Mr. XWF gives Duke a double thumbs up!

Mr. XWF: This means I'm the legal man! Humping counts as tagging!

What the hell? The ref shrugs and then says "I'll allow it." Unbelievable!

Mr. XWF runs towards Mister Mystery and bashes into Mister Mystery knocking Mister Mystery to the mat. Mister Mystery is quick to his feet but Mr. XWF immediately strikes Mister Mystery with a diving headbutt. Mister Mystery staggers back after getting hit with Mr. XWF's massive dome. Mister Mystery dives towards Mr. XWF grabbing Mr. XWF by the neck and tosses him across the ring. Peter Gilmour has to jump away to avoid getting hit with Mr. XWF's body! Mister Mystery stalks and waits as Mr. XWF climbs to his feet. Mister Mystery then flies towards Mr. XWF hitting Mr. XWF with a massive spear! He just nailed Mr. XWF with "The Secret Spear 1 177155 400!!!"

Mr. XWF is down and Mister Mystery stands over Mr. XWF as if taunting Mr. XWF to rise to his feet. He nearly broke Mr. XWF completely in half with a spear that would put bald Jews who ask "who's next" to shame.

Peter Gilmour has other plans as he smacks Mister Mystery in the back and climbs into the ring. Peter is now the legal man!

Peter Gilmour's face lights up with joy as he revels in Mr. XWF being knocked on his back. Peter Gilmour approaches Mr. XWF, preparing to strike but is immediately smacked by his own partner Mister Mystery! Peter spins around and glares at Mister Mystery. Mister Mystery walks right up to Peter Gilmour and the two meet each other's gaze. The fury radiates off Peter Gilmour as he pokes Mister Mystery in the chest with his index finger, yelling something about wanting to put "that cock in his place." Peter Gilmour must really want to get his hands on Mr. XWF! Mister Mystery keeps staring at Peter Gilmour but finally backs off to let Peter have his fun. Peter Gilmour turns his attention back to Mr. XWF who isn't laying on the mat any longer!!

Mr. XWF had climbed to the top turnbuckle and Mr. XWF is now hitting Peter Gilmour with a flying Missile Headbutt! Peter Gilmour instantly goes down and Mr. XWF covers for the pin...


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Kickout by Peter Gilmour! Peter Gilmour pushes Mr. XWF off and climbs to his feet. Mr. XWF attempts another headbutt to Peter Gilmour but Peter Gilmour moves out of the way. Peter Gilmour then hits Mr. XWF with a couple punches to the head and chest followed up with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Mr. XWF falls to the canvas and Peter Gilmour begins delivering several kicks and stomps to Mr. XWF's head, chest, midsection and even ballsack. Mr. XWF violently convulses and flops around the ring when Peter Gilmour's foot stomps onto Mr. XWF's nuts, like a fish out of water. Mr. XWF then rolls away and reaches down into his tight spandex pants removing a taser! Mr. XWF was keeping a taser near his own balls for safe keeping! The stomp must have set it off and shocked the shit out of the people's package!

Mr. XWF quickly presses the taser into Peter Gilmour's leg and Peter goes down. Just as Peter Gilmour hits the mat Mr. XWF is tapped on the shoulder! Mr. XWF turns and sees Sebastian Duke entering the ring after the tag!

Mr. XWF: Damn nigga you should have humped me to tag in. I don't mind!

Duke: I don't think that will be happening... ever.

Mr. XWF offers Sebastian Duke the taser and Sebastian Duke smiles as he shakes his head "no" as Mr. XWF shrugs and exits the ring. Sebastian Duke walks slowly towards Peter Gilmour who is still laying on the mat. Peter Gilmour suddenly shoots up and jumps to his feet with energy that seemed to come from nowhere! Peter Gilmour charges at Sebastian Duke, hitting him with a Clothesline, but Duke remains on his feet and is barely moved!

Gilmour backs up and bounces off the ropes to try again but this time Duke catches him with a big sidewalks slam!

CRACK! A tool box just flew into the ring and struck Sebastian in the side of the head, hard!

Tools go flying everywhere as Sebastian Duke collapses. Mister Mystery just sent that tool box into the ring from the outside, air mail!

Peter Gilmour turns and sees that Sebastian Duke is down. Peter Gilmour runs and delivers a Leg Drop but Sebastian Duke rolls out of the way! Sebastian Duke gets up right as Peter Gilmour rises to his feet. Sebastian Duke then hits Peter Gilmour with a Chokeslam! Sebastian Duke keeps choking Peter Gilmour once Peter Gilmour is on the mat. Peter Gilmour smacks at Sebastian Duke's hand and out of nowhere a sledgehammer comes flying. Mister Mystery tossed a sledgehammer into the ring! It strikes Sebastian Duke in the head and causes Sebastian Duke to stop choking Peter Gilmour. Peter Gilmour climbs to his feet and hits Sebastian Duke with a Falcon Arrow. Peter Gilmour covers Sebastian Duke for the pin.


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KICKOUT! Gilmour doesn't even waste a second arguing with the ref as he pulls Duke right up and hoists him over his shoulders. He spins right into THE KILLSWITCH! (i.e. Cutter out of a fireman's carry)

He goes for the cover!

Mr. XWF rushes into the ring but Mister Mystery storms into the ring like a bat out of hell, catching with a running spinning lariat that he calls Lariats of Fire!!! Mister Mystery throws Mr. XWF out of the ring and stands watch as the ref makes the count with Gilmour pinning Duke...

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...THREE!!!!!!!! ...is the number Mister Mystery thought the ref should have counted, but instead it was only a two! Duke got the shoulder up!

Mister Mystery starts to choke the ref and threaten him as Gilmour stomps on Duke a few times and then whips Duke into the ropes... Gilmour waits for him to bounce back and he catches him with DOOMSDAY! (i.e. Black Hole Slam)

Gilmour covers!

The ref's too busy being choked out by Mister Mystery! Some of the fans begin counting an imaginary count as Gilmour screams!

Gilmour: Let the ref count you idiot! I've got this!

Mister Mystery turns his head to see the pin in progress and releases the referee.

The ref holds his throat and catches his breath as Mister Mystery yells at him to make the count...

The ref finally gets down onto the canvas and begins...







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...KICKOUT!!! The fans burst into shock as Duke explodes out of the pin, sending Gilmour off of him and tumbling out of the ring! Holy shit!

Mister Mystery grabs the ref and smashes him so hard in the face that the ref does a 180 in mid air before collapsing. Duke's eyes are filled with a fiery rage as he gets to his feet and meets Mister Mystery blow for blow! They exchange furious fists as neither man backs down but here comes Mr. XWF from behind!

LOW BLOW TO MISTER MYSTERY!

ANOTHER LOW BLOW!

A THIRD! Mr. XWF just blasted him in the groin three times from behind! Duke in the meantime immediately ran toward the ropes to gain a massive amount of momentum and he hits the groaning Mister Mystery with the most furious SOUL SHOT we've ever seen! (i.e. Clothesline from Hell)

Mr. XWF follows up... ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! TO MISTER MYSTERY!!! THESE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!!!

Peter Gilmour slides back into the ring... ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! Mr. XWF was ready for him!

Sebastian Duke covers Mister Mystery for the one........ two...... three.... and then some.... but the ref is still out cold!!!

The fans are in an uproar as they look to the entrance and suddenly a second referee come flying out from the back!

The ref runs all the way down the ramp and slides into the ring!

He begins the count as the fans count along...







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ROCK BOTTOM!!!

ROCK BOTTOM!!!

ROCK BOTTOM!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! ROCK BOTTOM TO SEBASTIAN DUKE!!!!!!????












A chorus of boos erupt from this shocked crowd as Mr. XWF looks down at Sebastian Duke.













Peter Gilmour and Mister Mystery are still down and out as Mr. XWF stands right over Duke.













Mr. XWF slowly reaches up...











He unsnaps a clasp at the bottom of his glittery silver dome...











....YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!











MR. XWF IS UNMASKING???











HE SLOWLY PLACES BOTH OF HIS HANDS ONTO THE SIDES OF HIS HELMET AND BEGINS TO LIFT.....IT.....UP....














He THROWS his massive helmet down right into Duke's face!















The fans shriek as Mr. XWF instantly strips away his spandex body suit to reveal a pair of dress pants, a dress shirt, and a tie!











"He" straightens his tie...






...and be "he" we mean...
















































































































































DONATHAN ALPHONSE FRANCOIS DE SADE



It's one of those moments that will forever stand still in time. Complete shock and absence of reason or explanation as Donathan continues to look down at the unconscious Sebastian Duke for as long as it takes for Peter Gilmour and Mister Mystery to start waking back up.

Peter Gilmour shakes his head and blinks his eyes!

Gilmour: What? Donathan!?

Donathan glances over toward Peter and smirks, giving him a friendly nod as he now steps away from Sebastian's body and motions for Gilmour to "go on" and finish him off.

Mister Mystery sees the hesitation in Gilmour caused by his pure shock at this turn of events.

Gilmour: Wait... so you were Mr. XWF this whole time? Since day one? Even back when you and I were going to team up months ago before you vanished? It's been you making fun of me and my fiance???

Donathan tilts his head and furls his brow at Peter's ridiculous line of questioning, and Mister Mystery has seen enough! He charges Peter!

BLAST!!! Lariats of Fire to Peter Gilmour!!! Gilmour just spun in mid air before crashing down on his head! Mister Mystery grabs the sledgehammer from earlier and smashes it down into Peter's arm ONCE... TWICE... and a third time for good measure as Donathan looks on closely with satisfaction in his eye.

Donathan: All you need to know, Peter, is that we're on your side in all of this. Trust us.

Donathan takes a small syringe from his pocket and gently inserts the needle into Sebastian Duke's arm before Duke has a chance to wake back up.

Donathan: This will make things very interesting whenever our dear friend finally does come to. I call this mixture -- "flames of clarity."

Once Donathan is finished injecting Duke, Mister Mystery throws Gilmour's limp body down on top of Sebastian Duke. The referee is clearly disturbed by all of this but can't do a thing considering it's X-treme rules! Mister Mystery stomps his boot down on top of Gilmour who in turn is lying on top of Duke!

Donathan motions toward Mister Mystery and yells out for all to hear-

Donathan: The king of the mountain!

Donathan applauds as the referee has no choice but to count and get this one over with...















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...WAIT A MINUTE! MR. XWF? He comes stumbling out from the back, covered in blood and his spandex body suit all ripped to shreads. His helmet is dented up and has an axe sticking out of the top of it!































The ref brings his hand down again...

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Donathan sees Mr. XWF coming and laughs.

Donathan: Ah, dear child -- too late, as, always.













































...THREE!!!!! It's over! Mr. XWF collapses on the ramp way before he can even get to the ring.

Winners: Peter Gilmour & Mister Mystery 17 31707 1

Donathan continues to applaud this outcome as Mister Mystery rolls Peter Gilmour out of the ring and lets him collapse to the outside with a thud. Donathan goes to check on Peter on the outside.

Donathan: Are you alright? I can assure you this was all a necessary evil. I'll bring you to the back and explain a little more in private, if you don't mind?

Peter can't really mind considering he's still out cold, so Donathan drags him up the ramp and to the back, past Mr. XWF who is breathing heavily and losing a lot of blood.

Suddenly Sebastian Duke wakes up and is screaming!! He's screaming as if he's in the most intense pain he's ever been in. He slaps at his arms and at his own chest and then begins rolling around on the canvas like he's on fire!!!

Mister Mystery looks on as the weakened and bloody Mr. XWF crawls his way into the ring and still seems to think he can make a difference here tonight.

Mr. XWF: Sebastian...... I'm so sorry...... they....... they got to me. Sid Feder and Donathan and Mister Mystery blindsided me in the back. Mister Mystery...... he's not... he's not Sid...

Sebastian screams and is pulling his own hair out like he's being tortured from within. He finally locks his eyes on Mr. XWF and is shaking so violently that beads of sweat are jumping off of his face and body with every passing second.

Mr. XWF: Mister Mystery....... he's..... he's Sid's-

BLAST!!! Before he can finish that sentence, Sebastian levels Mr. XWF with a huge boot to the dome and sends him out of the ring!

Duke: Aaaaahhhh!!!!!

Duke has clearly suffered the effects of whatever Donathan injected him with. He continues screaming like he's burning alive and his skin is getting bright red over most of his body. He unleashes a beating on Mr. XWF like none have ever seen, stomping on him so fast and kicking him so hard that Mr. XWF himself is now screaming for mercy.

Duke: AAARRRGGHH!!!

Duke grabs Mr. XWF and THROWS him as hard as he can... right toward the edge!

Duke charges... NO!! NO!!!!!

BAM!!!!! Sebastian rams full force into Mr. XWF, sending both Mr. XWF and himself off of the edge and into the bay! The fans are in shock!!!

Mr. XWF and Sebastian Duke, who is still screaming in a psychotic rage on his way down... both splash into the waters as the crowd looks on in disbelief!

Sebastian just got himself AND Mr. XWF fired!

Mister Mystery looks on in complete joy, laughing and rubbing his hands together as he is handed one of the tag team titles by the referee.

It seems that on this night, there was nothing that was going to stand in the way of Mister Mystery and Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade's deep rooted, multi-layered master plan.

...or was there?


























Is there something or someone that Mister Mystery wasn't expecting?






































Who's that sneaking toward the ring!!!!



































































MARK!

FUCKING!

FLYNN!

Springs onto the apron and up to the top rope!

Mystery turns around…

SWINGING DROPKICK CATCHES FLYNN ACROSS THE CHIN!

Mystery doesn’t move a fucking inch… Is this man caught off guard by NOTHING?

The United States Champion is now lying in the center of the ring… slowly crawling his way back…

MYSTERY DROPS OVER HIM! A SERIES OF MOUNTED PUNCHES ACROSS THE SKULL!

AGAIN AND AGAIN! FLYNN IS QUICKLY BUSTED WIDE OPEN BUT MYSTERY DOESN’T STOP!

Mystery… lands one more blow across Flynn’s face… and then stops a moment to admire his handiwork…

Lying on the mat, his chest barely heaving up and down… Face is almost unrecognizable… Gashes line his forehead, his eyes are stained purple…

Mystery drags Flynn to his feet…

AND WHIPS HIM HARD ACROSS THE RING!

The momentum flips Flynn over the top rope and he barely rolls with impact to avoid further damage…

A light trail of blood is following him across the ring… Flynn isn’t bleeding, he’s fucking LEAKING at this point…

Mystery follows him to the outside…

To the hard edge before the bay…

Mystery rolls Flynn with his foot to the bay, Flynn being helpless to stop him…

This dock has already seen its share of bloodshed. Wet with blood, blood puddles still formed along the edge… Someone really should have put a janitor out here between matches, but eh. Hindsight’s 20/20.

Mystery finally has rolled Flynn out to the end of the bay…

Flynn might be unconscious…

AND MYSTERY PUNTS FLYNN HARD IN THE STOMACH! THAT WAKES FLYNN UP!

Flynn, in a surge of energy, tries to work his way to his feet… But, Mystery is already on him and heaves him up by the throat…






THIS MASKED MAN IS GOING TO HURL FLYNN INTO THE BAY!















Flynn dangles above the edge…



















Mystery heaves back to toss…






























FLYNN LATCHES ONTO HIS ARM!




HE SWINGS HIS FEET UP AROUND MYSTERY’S SHOULDER!





THE US CHAMPION, USING THE NATURAL MOVEMENT OF THE SHOULDER JOINT TO PREVENT MYSTERY FROM BEING ABLE TO TOSS!

…

…Oh dear God, he still might be able to do it…

Mystery is struggling, but still keeping Flynn’s full dead weight in the air… This man is a demon…

He bends at the knee to fully force Flynn forward… Flynn might not need to worry about the blood leaking out of his face, cuz he’s going for a swim…






Mystery…









MYSTERY SLIPS ON THE BLOOD PUDDLE!








Flynn slips around him…








DROP TOE HOLD!

MYSTERY COMES DOWN HARD ONTO THE EDGE OF THE DOCK! STEEL CRUSHES THE NOSE OF HIS MASK, DRIVING IT INTO HIS FACE!

Crimson runs down the breathing holes of the mask and Mystery tries to keep his face covered….






Flynn’s hands surge into his tights… HANDCUFFS!






Flynn slips the handcuff around Mystery’s free hand quickly… Apparently his years in psychological wards and prisons have given him quite an ability with these things…

Mystery reaches for Flynn’s hair, but tries to keep his arm in a position where his now slightly exposed face is still hidden…

Flynn…

FLYNN BITES DOWN HARD ON HIS HAND! THIS MANIAC IS PULLING OUT EVERY TRICK HE CAN, TECHNICALLY SOUND OR OTHERWISE TO GET THIS MAN INTO THAT BAY!

Mystery’s hand surges back out of a mixture of surprise and a bitten nerve in his hand….

AND FLYNN FORCES IT UNDER THE EDGE OF THAT STEEL BAR! He loops the handcuffs through and…

YES! Flynn has handcuffed Mystery to that steel bar at the edge of the dock!!!

Mystery launches out every curse he can towards Flynn… He spits blood and venom at Flynn’s face… Which, to be fair, is already covered in blood…












Flynn takes a step back…













FLYNN POINTS TO THE SKY!














BLOOD RUNS DOWN INTO HIS MOUTH! HE CAN TASTE IT! HE NEEDS MORE BLOOD!













FLYNN SPRINTS!



















AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO MYSTERY’S FACE!










Mystery goes up…







AND OVER THE BAR! Through a basic knowledge of the physics of torque, rotational force given a fulcrum, and stupid luck, Flynn has forced Mystery over the edge of the bar…

Flynn walks over to the edge, feet shaky… key to the handcuffs in hand…

Mystery dangles, the only thing keeping him from slipping into the bay, the handcuffs that trapped him there in the first place…

Flynn prods Mystery… who doesn’t move… that last blow might have knocked him out cold…

Flynn reaches to unlock the cuffs and drop Mystery into th-














MYSTERY LATCHES ONTO FLYNN’S ARM! FLYNN TRIES TO SHAKE HIMSELF FREE BUT MYSTERY IS TOO STRONG! THIS DEVIL WILL NOT DIE!











Flynn and Mystery struggle over the key…















AND IT FLIPS INTO THE OCEAN! THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR FLYNN!















Mystery, through pure strength and power, pulls himself up by Flynn’s arm to the wooden edge of the dock… he’s got one knee up against that bar…

FLYNN KNEES THE STEEL BAR! The bar drives into Mystery’s knee and pushes him back over the edge!

Flynn is back in control! But he no longer has a key… what the Hell can he do now…?

Flynn scratches his head as Mystery laughs lowly… It’s only a matter of time, the evil in this man’s heart will not allow Flynn to escape from here…

Flynn reaches down…

And…

He pulls a latch on the handcuffs…

THEY WERE TRICK HANDCUFFS! FLYNN FOOLED MYSTERY!

The only thing keeping Mystery from dropping into the bay now…


Is Mark.

Fucking.

Flynn.


Mystery looks at his now free hand… And back up at Flynn… dumbfounded at how stupid the trick was that got him…






Flynn spits blood and his mouth is immediately full again…



























HE LETS GO!


















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THERE IT IS!




















SPLASH!





























MYSTERY IS NOW ENGULFED BY THE SEA!


























Flynn rests over the steel bar, breathing heavily…

And howls…

Flynn: BEST OF LUCK!

…

Flynn: IN ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS!








Holy mother of GOD!!


WHAT A NIGHT IT'S BEEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!


We've seen it all here tonight... wait... WAIT... WE HAVEN'T SEEN IT ALL YET!!!!!



As Flynn looks down into the waters he recalls a man seeming to be stalking him ever since he left the hotel room. A man who seemed to be well aware of Flynn's arrival here earlier tonight even though Flynn was not scheduled to appear...

Flynn looks around just to be sure he doesn't recognize that same red baseball cap, trench coat, pants and probably a t-shirt underneath the coat. It would be obvious if he was to see the man again.







Perhaps Flynn's mind is just playing tricks on him at this point? This is DONE with. Nothing more can happen here tonight...








Suddenly he notices several feet away, lying in one of the many puddles of blood near the edge...

A trench coat...

With a pair of sunglasses on top...











Flynn remains still as he can't take his eyes off of those...



















SMACK!






A steel chair in the hands of the uncloaked man!


IT'S CRIMSON COBRA!!!!!!!





He was the stalker the whole time, he was the man looking to throw Mark into the bay and get him fired! Mark Flynn is in no condition to fend off a fresh attacker after all he's just endured with Mister Mystery!






A ladder was oddly enough set up next to the railing of the bay and Crimson pushes the ladder over, folding it in the process. He cracks Flynn with the chair in the skull as more blood is released from Flynn's head. Cobra gets Mark Flynn's body on top of the ladder that's laying flat on the ground, and he begins pushing the ladder! The ladder easily moves across the ground with how much blood is all over the place!

















Crimson Cobra gets to full speed, pushing the end of that ladder with Flynn's body on top of it like it's some sort of exciting ride... and Cobra gives one last massive shove!!!























The ladder glides the last few feet over the bloody surface and FLIES off the edge with Mark Flynn on top of it!
















Flynn and the ladder both descend down into the bay as Flynn enters the water with a hefty splash and the ladder crashes down on top of Mister Mystery who was trying to swim back!!!

Cobra sees this and puts his hand over his mouth.

Cobra: Oh shit! A TWO FOR ONE DEAL!

The fans are dumbstruck at what they've witnessed here tonight. Crimson Cobra looks out into the bay, almost in shock himself over what has gone on and with how much blood is all around him in every direction he looks.

Suddenly the cameras cut to the back as we see Shane yelling orders to the production crew.

: Cut it! Get us off the air now! This has gotten out of hand! I've got an announcement to make live on XWF99.com and I'm going to make sure this travesty of justice gets fixed! John Madison WILL have his job back and the ENTIRE XWF is going to be rocked by its foundation with the other half of my announcement in a few hours! NOW CUT!!!!

What the hell? After everything we've seen here throughout the night, John Madison is the only one is concerned about?

We fade to black as even the blackness of the camera barely can overcome the redness of the blood that has been spilled all over "The Float at Marina Bay" here tonight.

What will happen with those who got fired but are already booked to compete on other shows coming up? Will allow them to live out their booked appearances? Will he force them to go through some insane set of requirements to fight for their jobs back? Does Mister Mystery still own a briefcase after being fired? Is Mark Flynn still US Champion after being fired? Perhaps Shane's announcement on xwf99.com will clear everything up for us...