"I take a break. I sleep, I fuck my wife. My wife fucks my asshole. I'm vaguely interested in doing nothing of interest, and then come here to check on things. And this is what I have to see? Some fucking horror show in front of my eyes. Jesus Christ. There are goddamn kids present. Seriously. Fucking kids. Guys, even I'm telling you that this is too much. I'm going to go back to my car, and call whoever I need to call to keep this shit from ever appearing on TV again. Holy fuck, it's that bad.
Seriously, who let Thunderbolt back in here? And why is he wearing a Drew Archyle mask? And who the fuck even wants to be Drew Archyle? Jesus, you're fucking lame kid. Kill yourself."