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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **07-13-2015, 11:23 PM**

Don't mind Trax, he gets a little cranky and defensive when he hasn't drank his Ovaltine. And he's never touched the stuff, either.

I for one don't find you attractive whatsoever. You seem condescending in the most frivolous sense, in that you have little other means to feel good about yourself besides talking down to someone. Still riding high from that "A" you scored on a spelling quiz in the 3rd grade?. Pardon me if I'm incorrect, but proving me so would be proving me right. See, THAT there is some clever motherfucking talking. Seriously, you're a stranger, so don't take my word for it, but there are places on the Internet you can go to engage in such a behavior as just abruptly injecting yourself into someone else's conversation.

I get a pass; I'm representing America, over here, and the people deserve it.

So, Maverick, you're a stranger too, but your name is really cool. Like, can we trade? I'll be Robbie Maverick, or Maverick Bourbon. You take your pick of which I give up, I have a first and last name, unless you just trade with other people with one name like Bono, or Madonna, or Popeye. Mull it over, go say my name in the mirror a few times and see how it fits.

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