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04-11-2015, 06:58 AM
The Nightmare notices Bruce Blingsteen near a crowd of fans, showing off his XTreme strap and jabbering dozens of bro-isms.
Usually he ignores this type of shit, but he’s really having a bad day. The Nightmare snatches Bruce up by the hair and drags him into a dark room where’s there’s a recliner, T.V. and an old NES console.
“How about you stick to something you’re actually good at?â€
The Nightmare ties Bruce up to the recliner and begins slinging around a stack of old game cartridges…
“Contra… CONTRA….CONTRA!!!â€
He can’t find Contra, so instead he jams ‘A Boy and his Blob’ in the game system,
“This should be good enough for you, little bitch.â€
Bruce begins playing the game, with a glazed over look on his face and drool hanging from his lip, Bruce has become stupefied to point of slight  …
The Nightmare kicks over the recliner and sits on Bruce’s chest, who’s starring at the ceiling still mashing away on the controller
“That’s right, and now you’re all out of licorice Jelly Beans, no ladder to climb out of this one Bruce…â€
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