Sup.

My name is Wes. I'm 22 years old from Austin, TX. Flynn's from Battle Creek, MI. I've never been to MI, just remembered the name of the city sounded cool when RVD got intro'd with it. My high-school girlfriend ran off to Michigan with her drug dealer whose reddit username was 'Handbanana.' That is the closest interaction I've actually had with the state.

I'm a stand-up comedian. I have a free monthly comedy show I run out of a comic book shop. If you're ever in Austin last Sunday of the month and want to see me drinking and yelling jokes into a microphone, let me know!

When I first started out doing stand-up, it was at an Applebee's, doing ten minutes sets at midnight. I liked it because only three comics would show up and the host would cycle through comics as long as they were willing to go up, so you could do ten like four times in one night and it gave me a lot of stage experience quick.

The first time I ever got booed off stage was at Applebee's. Although, technically it was just a booth area where they pulled out the seats.

The first time a comic ever got between me and the mic so I couldn't speak any more was at Applebee's.

One time, I got to write roast jokes to use on Home Alone's Macaulay Culkin, because another comic friend of mine had the opportunity to open for his Velvet Underground cover band and knew that I had put together roasts before. I wrote him about 15 minutes for a five minute opening set. Just before he went on, Macaulay's agent told him that he couldn't tell any jokes about Macaulay Culkin. Was Heart-breaking. Guy heckled every comic. What a dick.

I've gotten to tour through Gulf Coast alt rooms twice. One time, in Mississippi, in the middle of a joke of mine where I explain you don't need to say 'racist slave-owners', the racist is implied, a guy in a wheelchair yelled out, 'Sorry, I don't like you!'

The short version of that joke is 'One time, I berated at a guy in a wheelchair for a full minute and got an applause break for it'.

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Twitter: www.twitter.com/westcornfield

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Also, I have a podcast if you want to hear me yell about weird tech news with a friend. Things like 'remote control cockroaches existing and being a thing you can buy today for $20'

https://www.facebook.com/FeatureCompleteAlpha