Looking back at my fun facts, they seem boring as fuck. Here are some college stories from 2007-2011:

I was once given a citation for peeing in public. My citation included quotes like "urination in an offensive manner" and "repeatedly told plain clothed officer to 'go fuck themselves'".

I was hit in the face with a bottle in a Long Island club when I got jumped by three guys from behind. I was knocked out and when I was revived, I went running down the street trying to find them.

At that same establishment, I was thrown out for falling asleep at the bar and the bouncer bounced my head off the pavement in front of the bar. I needed three staples to close the wound. Fuck that place.

I was once part of a huge brawl that was something like 8 vs. 8. My side completely dominated (and we didn't start it in the slightest lol). I don't remember much from the fight because I blacked out from the adrenaline (I was completely sober too). When I came to, I had some guy on the ground with my knee to his neck and I saw my friend Ricky, who is 6 foot 8, hit a kid so hard that he almost flew over the side of a balcony.

I went to Atlantic City but got so drunk that I never made it out of the hotel room. Woke up the next morning and was like "Jeez guys, what did we even do last night?" I was then informed that THEY all went out to gamble and go dancing while I went to sleep.

I went to a Halloween parade they have every year in the Lower East Side. A camera panned down onto my friend, who gave it the middle finger and shouted fuck you! We got a bunch of texts letting us know we were on the local FOX affiliate's nightly news broadcast lol. We went to a strip club later that night and seeing my 3 friends (who were dressed like Snap, Crackle, and Pop) getting a lapdance was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Then I bought some fake weed from a crackhead.

Oh, and I went skydiving.