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The Enigma · (02-14-2014)

So there your favourite inane one was, minding his own business and putting his feet up after Nero's Games went off without a hitch, and in walks this dude, I can't say his name for legal reasons but he was a performer at the show. And he hands me this pill, saying it will help me relax after the show. Well, I can hardly refuse Marco a friend, can I? So I took this thing, expecting I'd fall asleep, but oh no. Oh no no no. Instead I get a trip to rainbowland.

Suddenly I was in this dreamscape where it was the end of some show, Zero was there and Satan was there. When I looked down, I was me, but for some reason I had tits! And People were referring to me as an Egyptian cocaine dealer, or something. And everyone liked me, because I had tits. But everything else was still me, appearance aside. Then some weird stuff happened involving vaginal discharge, and I didn't even know I could do those things, but damn, if I was really a chick I'd be in a circus right now. Satan started doing some weird dance, and it was all very surreal. When I finally came round, Marco my friend told me I'd been having an imaginary argument where I was shouting 'no many Jessie, such Nero'. What in the Dogerlord's name does this all mean?!

Don't do acid, kids.

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