I don't long for you so you can forget that dribble. It is not my fault Smoke Man that arguing with you is like having an argument with an inanimate object because you're just that damn plain. Where's 'Table', I am sure it could but up better debate than you...

Okay let the Q and A begin.

Why the fuck is your name Smoke Man? Are you encouraging men to smoke? I just don't get it.

Why are yet to succeed?

Why are you boring?

Why are you irrelevant?

Oh and how are you? I know Liz Hathaway's cunt has been given you a bit of a biting lately so times must be hard...

I don't long for these answers really though Smoke Man, I don't want answers, I don't care about you just like all of the public don't care about you. Just like management evidently don't care about you, the black circle don't care about you oh and the whole damn locker room don't care about you.

Is it any wonder why no one half decent joined your shitty rebellion? It stinks of a big fat Smoke Man aroma with a hint of failure. Join the long queue of people who want the glory of taking down the Black Circle, and join the long queue of man who will more than likely fail.

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