(10-31-2013, 02:42 PM)Dr. Zero Said: Dr. Zero walks to the door completely transformed into Peter Gilmour. He rings the doorbell, and Mr. approaches.

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me all the food to eat, BITCH!"

A pink mist swirls around his head, and suddenly, Dr. Zero's feathered face greets the XWF owner.

"I jest. It is I, Dr.Zero! I wish you a swift recovery and humbly request...A TREAT!"

He extends an iCarly Halloween bag and looks at with a hopeful glint in his eyes.

Shane looks confused. He looks to the left... then to the right...

: Oh hey Pete... that's a really good Dr. Zero mask you have on. I'm guessing you're famished, so here you go.

Shane goes back in and comes out with a dinner tray. There are chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken strips, chicken rings, chicken soup, chicken sandwiches, chicken pot pie, chicken cake, chicken brownies, chicken cookies, chicken beer and chicken soda.

: I really doubt this is going to fit into that iCarly bag, so take this.

He carefully hands the tray to Dr. Zero.

: Now you have a Happy Birthday! Woof woof!

Shane flaps his elbows like chicken wings and begins "pecking" the air in random places as he turns around and goes inside.

(10-31-2013, 02:50 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Liz looks at the couple.

Aww isn't that adoraballs.

Liz gets hit in the cheek with a potato. She holds her face, looking off into the distance to see Shane flicking her off.

: Homo! Get off my lawn!

(10-31-2013, 03:35 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said: Dat Luca boy walks up to Shane's humble abode, high as fuck and dressed up as a meterosexual banana. Sunglasses, scarf, beret and all. He really got the most out of the $40 he spent on the costume, clearly. He rings dat doorbell, and waits for his boss and friendly friend friend friend Shane to greet him. While waiting; he dumps a bit of cocaine on the doorstep and forms it in a line. Dropping to the ground, he snorts the fuck out of the line, and a couple of pebbles in the process.

So, now we have a high as fuck meterosexual banana with a bloody nose. Fuck yeah.

Shane comes out and sees bananaman snorting shit off the ground so naturally he drops down to join. Shane starts snorting some dirt and pebbles as Luca tries to stop him...

Well... almost tries. He's pretty high, so he figured fuck it and just drops another line of the good shit right next to the dirt Shane is snorting. Luca finishes his share and Shane finishes his. Both of them stand up and give a simultaneous "YEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!" with their eyes as big as silver dollars and blood flowing from their noses.

: That's some good shit man. Oh wow... holy shit... I'm fucked up. Oh hey, I have something for you.

Shane reaches into his pocket and fumbles around until he finds what he's feeling for. He pulls it out and hands it to Luca...

It's nothing.

: Oh shit, it broke!

ARZEGOTTI: Oh shit! Well what the fuck was it?

: It's not the same if I just SAY it.

ARZEGOTTI: Oh come on just spit it out!

:

Luca is taken to a place of tranquility as he listens to Shane and feels his spirit uplifted to new heights.

(10-31-2013, 03:42 PM)Griffin MacAlister Said:

(10-31-2013, 02:48 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: Alexandra disappears into some trees, wandering off behind where Griffin's leaning. She smirks and starts to sneak up on him.

"Boo!."

She jumps out, slipping her arms around him.

Griffin turns and smiles as he wraps his arms around Callaway.

Shit...after seein' all that "candy" get passed out and hittin' this blunt, I started cravin' something sweet and here you are.

Griffin kisses Ally but then turns his attention back towards 's front door and tosses the egg he was keepin' in his pocket at ....who happened to pop his head out his door again. The egg splats inches from 's head which prompts Shane to screech like a bird being plucked of all its feathers and rush back inside as he wildly swings his arms over his head.....slamming the door quickly after. NAZI....who still was standing outside....glares at Griffin with one of his famous Nazi death stares. But this only encourages Griffin to laugh and flip off the racist piece of shit. Griffin turns back to Ally with a grin.

Welp....looks like I gotta get more eggs. I swear I'm gonna nail that one eyed motherfucker before the night's through!

Shane opens the door again and sends a midget out with a basket of potatoes hanging around his neck. The midget starts throwing potatoes rapidly at Griffin and Ally, hitting both of them until they take cover. Shane smiles and gently pets a potato of his own as this transpires.

(10-31-2013, 04:29 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter Gilmour walks up to Shane 's door looking like Phil from Duck Dynasty. he rings the bell and awaits for the door to Mr. Potato Head's house to open

Shane is shocked to see Peter again!

: Weren't you just here with a Dr. Zero mask? What... was the food not enough?

Shane goes in and comes out with a dinner tray. There are chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken strips, chicken rings, chicken soup, chicken sandwiches, chicken pot pie, chicken cake, chicken brownies, chicken cookies, chicken beer and chicken soda.

: Take it! AGAIN! And it better be enough this time!

Shane hands the tray to Peter and slams the door shut!

(10-31-2013, 05:41 PM)Michael McBride Said: Michael was out trick or treating with his son and daughter. Every year they thought of a theme to goes. This year it was Peter Pan. Now Michael wanted to be Captain James Hook, but he lost a bet to his daughter. So now he was Peter Pan himself. He had everything. The hat with the red feather, the shoes, the knife and yes, ever the tights. Which at this point were riding up his crouch hugging his nuts. Every so often he had to adjust his tights. The three looked at the door. His daughter looked at her father and smiled.


"Well go Da, it's only yer' boss." She was dressed as Wendy and Liam, his son got to be Captain Hook. Michael sighed."God I hope Charlotte doesn't see me like this."



Michael and his kids walked up to the door and rang the door bell. All three saying




"Trick or Treat."

Shane comes out and he's all smiles!

: Well hello there!

He fishes around in his tin of treats and pulls out... some Schick razors!

: Would you look at that? I've got enough for everyone! Here you go guys!

He skips around with glee and hands Michael's son and daughter a razor, and then gives Michael himself a razor while saying very sternly...

: Be careful eating these. They have seeds!

He goes in and slams the door shut behind him.

(10-31-2013, 06:06 PM)Barney Green Said: Green walks up to the door dressed like Jon Brown and knocks on the door.

Shane opens the door and shuts it...





A few seconds later he opens it again with a machine gun in hand!

: You're not taking XWF back from me! DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

Click, click, click... no bullets???

: Wouldn't that figure? Well here you go then!

Shane throws the machine gun at him and goes back inside, cursing to himself.