Shane walks back out to the podium.

: What? You guys didn't realize I had left to get pizza? Wow...

He opens up the box of pizza and begins eating it, getting grease all over the podium and microphone and judge's gavel that has no reason to be up there. He bangs the gavel which up until now hadn't even been observed.

: Order in the potato! Order in the potato!

Shane stuffs pizza into his mouth and goes ahead with the next pick...

: Mmmm, mmmm good. Uh, the next pick. Mmmm, yum. Needs potatoes. Mmmm, mmm, blua mub oom.

He spits the big ball of pizza out of his mouth, completely wasting it. The big ball of chewed up pizza lands on the floor with a distinct "splat" and rolls a little bit, ending up right at the feet of Jessie Diaz!

: There ya go Jess; use that like bait to hook you a fine Greenfish or Gillyfish. Good luck to you!

Shane stuffs some long cut chewing tobacco into his mouth. He chews and it looks like he's chewing a bunch of cement as his jaws move slower and slower.

: Oh my fucking GOD, Barney! This shit is disgusting.

Shane spits the wad of chewing tobacco and it flies across the entire room before landing right in Barney Green's cup of soda. Barney takes a drink.

: Alright, it's time to get on with it! The NEXT name to join our captains is none other than....











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...Captain #9...













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JOSEPH KAIN!!!

With one final name to announce... who will get that last spot???