My initial thought as I seent the Lion, this Mufasa entered the room, eyes low but still at an angle where his eyes met my own. "Ooohhh daang.." 

I felt a brief moment of relief as Thad, my teammate in Saga and someone I thought was friendly walked in behind the Lion. Betrayal comes in various shades of Shit and this one had a marketable face. Suddenly the Lion pounced and I was being pinned down. Am I gonna die? 

One..


Two…

I can hear Thad laughing but Mufasa was purring and it was kind of adorable. So I did what anyone would do in an extreme situation like this one.. I bit a lion. 

"RRROOOOAR" His growl was mighty and the area close to his armpit had a lot more flavor than I had expected. He moved and technically that's a kick out. 

I was not safe. With only one boot on, I scramble to my feet, find the belt and give Thad a dirty look. "Hakuna Matata motherfucker, you wrong for that one!" 

"RRRRROOOOAR!" The Lion sings tonight and I might need to find a bathroom. I ran. I hauled ass from the room altogether.