Darren Dangerous sneaks up on Big Preesh while he consoles Charlie Nickles, who is probably crying or some shit. Getting this close to being the X-Treme Champion has Darren as hard as a fucking rock, and being that hard makes his forehead bleed like crazy.

Darren Dangerous: "Gimme that belt so I can screw my old lady on top of it!"

Darren pulls out a trash can filled with fluorescent light tubes and wrapped in barbed wire, then smashes Preesh on the head with it before making a technically legal pin just like Charlie's and Latina Submission Cunt's.



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