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MEN'S RUMBLE


1. Who will be the first entrant in the Rumble? (Free point if this has already been angled/announced) Montez Ford,
2. Who will be second? Angelo Dawkins
3. Who will be the first person eliminated? Sami Zayn
4. Who will spend the least time in the Rumble? Sami Zayn
5. Who will be the 'iron man' with the longest time? AJ Styles
6. What 'surprise' entrant(s) will be in the Rumble (NOT counting NXT call-ups)? Johnny Knoxville, one of the McMahon, Bad Bunny, Brock Lesnar
7. What NXT roster members will show up in the Rumble? Bron Breakker, Gunther
8. Who will eliminate the fewest competitors? Sami Zayn
9. Who will eliminate the most? Big E
10. What will be the shortest time in the Rumble? 1 minute
11. What will be the longest time? 55 minutes
12. How long will the eventual winner be in the match? 20 minutes
13. Who will be the last entrant in the Rumble? (Free point if this has already been angled/announced) Brock Lesnar
14. Who will be the final four of the Rumble? Brock Lesnar, AJ Styles, Big E, Damian Priest
15. Who will be the 'runner up,' the last one eliminated? Big E
16. Who will win the Royal Rumble? Brock Lesnar
17. Which Championship will the winner challenge for at WrestleMania? Reigns' title (too lazy to look up)
18. What bizarre happenings/eliminations/etc. do you think might happen? Lesnar takes out Corbin maybe to get in. Dominick eliminates Rey.
19. What will be the total time for the match? 62 minutes
20. How many entrances will go by before they completely abandon accurately timing the countdown in between? 4
21. What will be the highest number of eliminations for one competitor? 6
22. What's Kofi going to do? Shock the world by getting cleanly eliminated the first time
23. a/s/l Too Damn Old

WOMEN'S RUMBLE


1. Who will be the first entrant in the Rumble? (Free point if this has already been angled/announced) Asuka
2. Who will be second? Bianca Belair
3. Who will be the first person eliminated? Kelly Kelly
4. Who will spend the least time in the Rumble? Summer Rae
5. Who will be the 'iron man' with the longest time? Bianca Belair
6. What 'surprise' entrant(s) will be in the Rumble (NOT counting NXT call-ups)? The Bellas, Michelle McCool, Ronda Rousey
7. What NXT roster members will show up in the Rumble? Shotzi
8. Who will eliminate the fewest competitors? Summer Rae
9. Who will eliminate the most? Bianca Belair
10. What will be the shortest time in the Rumble? 2 minutes
11. What will be the longest time? 50 minutes
12. How long will the eventual winner be in the match? 25 minutes
13. Who will be the last entrant in the Rumble? Charlotte Flair
14. Who will be the final four of the Rumble? Charlotte Flair, Ronda Rousey, Shayna Baszler, Rhea Ripley
15. Who will be the 'runner up,' the last one eliminated? Rhea Ripley
16. Who will win the Royal Rumble? Ronda Rousey
17. Which Championship will the winner challenge for at WrestleMania? Flair's belt.
18. What bizarre happenings/eliminations/etc. do you think might happen? A Bella eliminates another Bella.
19. What will be the total time for the match? 60 minutes
20. How many entrances will go by before they completely abandon accurately timing the countdown in between? 4
21. What will be the highest number of eliminations for one competitor? 5
22. DTF? IDK