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A message to the XWF RE: Can-J*p Connection
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Lycana Offline
The Dark Vixen of Violence



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(loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#4
07-06-2021, 08:43 AM

What the fuck was going on in her hallway????

It went from dead silence to... whatever the hell this shit was. Lycana glares at all the morons around her, the air being squished out of her because the dickless wonders needed a fucking bike and both of them to try and pin her down.

The three dipshits all wait anxiously for the three but it doesn’t happen. Even the other fucktard with the ripped off name from an old extreme elimination show is staring in wonder. They all stay frozen in place like the single celled organisms they basically are as the old referee is dragged away before he counts the three. The camera pans over in time to see Marf pulling the referee away and hauling him up over his head with ease. He brings him down viciously, shattering his spine across his knee, incapacitating him instantly. Marf steps up to the group of four morons and grimaces.

Marf: You have all made a grave mistake here...

Lycana kicks out, trying to get the bike off her, but it doesn't budge. She contents herself with watching from her prone position, a feral smile showing she knows exactly what is about to go down.

Marf steps forward to the terrified looking lads in front of him. He grabs Freddy by the throat and sends him flying across the hallway. Johnny and Dave scramble to their feet and run at Marf but he tosses Dave face first into the wall, his nose bursting with blood upon impact. Johnny tees off on Marf with several stiff punches that are no sold. Marf cocks his head and then grabs Johnny and kneeing him so hard in the balls that his testicles go up inside, likely never to be seen again. He throws Johnny with ease and he slides down the hall, crumpled up in the fetal position.


Marf pulls the shitty looking motorcycle off of Lycana and she gets back up, holding her towel in place this whole time, a talent she's had to pick up since becoming Xtreme champ you perverted fucks. She gives him a wink and a kiss on the cheek before gesturing to the mess he’s made and popping back into her locker room to get changed. She strolls back out, holding her hairbrush, to some blood curdling screams, wearing her street clothes. She looks around and spots Marf on the ground with Blankenship screaming in horror. Marf appears to be attempting to remove his head from his body. Lycana brushes her hair while watching with glee. Marf slams Blankenship’s head off the concrete, knocking him out cold.

Marf: Next time, show some fucking respect... Oh and don’t...get...eliminated!

Lycana skips over, making sure to spit on each downed man child on her way to her partner. She rubs a hand across Marf’s massive back and shoulders while admiring his handiwork. She’s ecstatic to see him healthy and clearly ready for destruction come War Games. They begin to walk off together while Lycana looks back one last time at the four, almost corpses.

Lycana: Oh and by the way dearies, stay the FUCK out of my hallway...

She flicks her gaze to Marf with a grin.

Lycana: WOO!

Marf: WOO!

Lycana: WOO!

Marf: WOO!

Lycana: WOO!

Marf: WOO!

With a smirk and two middle fingers, The Dissentients take their leave.






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Messages In This Thread
A message to the XWF RE: Can-J*p Connection - by Freddy Fabulous - 07-06-2021, 06:51 AM
re:A message to the XWF RE: Can-J*p Connection - by Referee John X - 07-06-2021, 08:27 AM
re:A message to the XWF RE: Can-J*p Connection - by Lycana - 07-06-2021, 08:43 AM



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