Greggo has been taking his sweet time just staring at this image while Maddy pins him. He blinks again (and had already blinked 333,333,333 times) and KICKS OUT LIKE A CHAMP!!!!!!
!!!!!......aka all he did was get a shoulder up, but it's enough. He's comfortable.

"Mmmmmm I can't make out dem gurls"

He squints as the image hovers over him and keeps getting closer. Everything is so blurry to him because of (not going to list all his problems or we'll be here all day let's just say his vision is fucked ok?) that all he sees is what he perceives as two different blurry women and a bunch of blurry writing everywhere.

"Mandii Rider and Tomoko Hanahara????"

He smiles and starts doing pelvic thrusts, popping Maddy high into the sky on the 7th thrust! He kips up and gets under her as she falls back to Earth, and he catches her! He's a hero! Even if he did slip! Because SHIT EVERYWHERE!

"Now it's my turn gurl who em I purrtending playing as?"

"Oh look at me I like to eat shit. Oh look at me I put shit in condoms. Oh look at me then I put them in the freezer because it's so cool. I'm world famous and all over Reddit but for all the wrong shitty reasons. I'm smelly and my balls haven't been cleaned in about 8 years. Who am I?"