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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (11-19-2019)

GILMOUR FACTS ARE THE NEW BLACK OF 2019!!!!
Updated: 11-19-2019

For WARFARE on 1/17
1/14 - Hello.. Old Friend - 1794 words

For WARFARE on 1/31
1/28 - I'm Your Master.. NOW OBEY ME!! - 1659 words
1/30 - Master This! - 1153 words

For WARFARE on 2/28
2/22 - El Bastardo - 1267 words
2/27 - Vigilante - 1193 words

For WARFARE on 3/13
3/9 - The Thrill is Gone? - 1068 words
3/12 - I'm Feeling Way Too Damn Fuckin Good - 1103 words

For WARFARE on 4/10
4/8 - RL EDGAR aka REAL LOSER - 1945 words (so close!)

For WARFARE on 4/24
4/21 - 3 the Easy Way - 1309 words
4/23 - Another Easy Win - 369 words + 1 Digression

For WARFARE on 5/08 (3 RP limit)
5/2 - Samoa Gilmour - 1,875 words (9th grade level per WordCounter.Net) - 1 Wicked Smile (Counting as laughter)
5/7 - Spare Me - 549 words - 2 Wicked laughs (One was Valerie but it's going in), 1 digression (NOTE: Gilly WON this match)(by no show)

For WAR GAMES PPV on 5/26 (2 RP limit)
5/16 - All Out Fuckin' War - 1,889 words (7th grade level) - 1 Wicked Smile As He Turns To His Demon

For WARFARE on 6/05 (3 RP limit)
5/30 - InZane in the Membrain - 1,775 words (Inc. an OOC lamentation bemoaning being limited to 3 RPs)(9th grade level) - 1 digression, 2 Wicked Laughs, 1 "Oh Lord suck his mighty super dick"

For WARFARE on 6/19 (3 RP limit)(X-TREEEEEEEEEEME Title Match vs. Tommy Wish)
6/10 - My Only Wish - 1,555 words (&th grade level) - 2 super dicks, 1 digression
6/13 - Wishing On A Star - 2,014 words!!! - 3 digressions, 2 dicks (1 suck and 1 super), 1 sadistic wink
6/18 - Wish You Were Not Here - 636 words - 1 digression, 2 dicks (1/1),

SADLY, PETER'S LAPTOP ISSUES WOULD KEEP HIM AWAY FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH HERE BUT I DIGRESS

For LEAP OF FAITH PPV on 7/28 (3 RP limit)
7/18 - Famine of the Land - 1,930 words - 2 dick sucks, 1 super dick, 3 digressions,
7/27 - Go Back In Your Hole! - 2,273 words!!! - 3 digressions, 1 wicked smile

For WARFARE on 8/07 (3 RP limit) - Weird setup with 1 RP being for the 1st match and the next 2 for a second. Pete only did 2. He lost both matches.
7/30 - 5 Times the Pain - 773 words (9th grade level) - 1 dick suck, 1 sadistic wink
8/4 - I love Candy - 1,720 words (Inc. an OOC note that this happens after LOF for some reason)(Back to 7th grade) - 2 wicked smile/laughs, 1 super dick, 2 digressions

For WARFARE on 8/21 (3 RP limit)
8/13 - Ghost in the Machine - 1,610 words (Inc an OOC note that he sucks at poems which is false)* - 1 super dick, 2 digressions
8/20 - I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost (Tank)** - 944 words - 1 sucked dick, 1 digression, 1 wicked laugh
(Gilly wins this match but it's just Ghost Tank)

For XX Reunion Show on 9/01
Untitled (Sadistically, Probably) - 1,393 words - 1 sucked dick, 1 digression (Zach Rizza had a sadistic smile on his sick sadistic face, but sadly, that cannot count)

For WARFARE on 9/04 (3 RP limit)(X_TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Title Match w/ help from Soldier)(He still lost)
8/26 - Man In the Mirror - 2,256 words!!! (Inc. a creepy OOC note telling us he thinks about us in bed) - 2 dick sucks (1 also while sucking his ass), 1 super dick, 3 wicked smiles (1 of which is VERY wicked), 2 digressions
9/1 - Sky Pirates - 1,493 words (Inc. an OOC note that it happens after Savage which was the previous day) - 2 digressions, 1 super dick, 2 wicked laughs (1 from Soldier)
9/3 - My Destiny - 2,325 words!!! - 2 hard super dicks, 2 digressions

For RELENTLESS PPV Day 2 on 9/28 (2 RP limit)
9/17 - Every Dog Has it's Day - 409 words (This was for a 500 word limit dog show RP)(He did not win)(It's also not his shortest RP this year) - 2 super dog dicks, 1 super dick kick, 1 plain dick kick, 1 dick punch
9/20 - Miami Heat - 1,614 words - 3 super dicks, 1 AMERICAN dick, 1 wicked smile, 3 digressions
9/26 - The Heat Is On - 2,695 words!!! - 1 wicked smile, EIGHT DIGRESSIONS (these digression levels are off the charts!), 6 super dicks, 1 OH SUCK MY MIGHTY DICK, and then I swear to god this motherfucker asks "why are you so obsessed with my dick?" after talking about it SEVEN TIMES.
9/27 - Miami Vice - 1,583 words - 2 digressions, 2 wicked smiles, 4 wicked laughs (one has to assume he smiles while he laughs), 1 suck my dick, 1 Soldier mentioning his super dick

For WARFARE on 10/9 (3 RP limit)
10/1 - Chronic Migraine - 3,282 WORDS!!!!! - 3 kids saying suck my dick, 2 parents saying it, 3 digressions, 2 wicked smiles***
10/8 - Injury to Insult - 1,804 words - 2 digressions, 2 wicked laughs, 1 suck my dick, 1 ... ... ... tiny dick tickler?

For WARFARE on 10/23 (3 RP limit)
10/14 - Everyone Needs A Hart - 1,654 words - 1 super dick (dangerously close to zero), a single instance of digressing, 2 wicked smiles****
10/21 - Getting Closer - 2,855 words!!! (including an OOC note letting us know he's really in the video, guys) - digresses SIX times, 1 wicked smile, 2 dick punches, 2 super dicks, 1 biggest dick in the company.

For SAVAGE on 11/2 (2 RP limit - LETHAL LOTTO first round)(HE WINS!)
10/25 - Stupid Little Cunts - 1,614 words - 1 SUCK MY FUCKIN HARD SUPER DICK, 3 digressions, 1 rather wicked smile
11/1 - Lethal Injection - 2,009 words!!! - 1 sadistic wink...SIX super dicks, 1 super DUPER dick invading a love canal, 2 suckling dicks*****

For SAVAGE on 11/16 - (2 RP limit - LETHAL LOTTO second round)
11/8 - Sin City Sins - 2,709 words!!! (including an OOC note that he has a job) - 1 digress, 2 super dicks (one tingles), 1 wicked laugh
11/15 - Sin City - 2,079 words!!!****** - 1 wicked laugh, 2 digressions, 2 super dicks.

* - To my knowledge, Pete has written a poem/limerick in two different matches. He has won both. One was against me.
** - This is a rare instance of Gilly not using a song video even though his RP title is from a song. One must assume he did not know the song's name.
*** - This is Gilly's longest promo of 2019 and should have won just for that (but sadly he could not).
**** - This is for a Hart Title contendership, Gilly's favorite thing in the world. He still lost.
***** - Gilly teamed with a girl and his balls could not contain themselves. He had to have a lot of sex in this RP. It also marks the return of sadism, absent since August.
****** - This is the first time in 2019 that Gilly went over 2K with all of his promos in a cycle. It was a loss.

GILLY'S 2019 WORD COUNT: 63,130
GILLY'S 2019 RECORD: 4-17 (Including losing a dog show)

FUN FACT: At 63,130 words and 56 digressions, Gilmour is digressing every 1,127.3 words. The average length of a sentence is 17 words, giving Peter a digression every 66 sentences.

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