Cameras and news men and women are set up outside of the front gates of Thad Duke's Illuminatus Compound. An iron gate just out of view creaks open, then shuts and Paul Heyman's rotund self appears. Reporters shout questions and Heyman holds of a sweaty, sausagey hand.

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman...

"As personal attorney to the Duke Family, there will be no more comments going forward about the XWF's unfair, unlawful termination of Thaddeus Duke. While Sebastian would like to acknowledge Mr. Blackwater's point, he doesn't feel it warrants a response from him personally.

"You must be this legendary to...

"You get the point.

"The Duke Family is currently exploring all legal avenues to hold Theo Pryce, Vincent Lane and the entire Xtreme Wrestling Federation accountable for the wrongful termination of Thaddeus. Again, there will be no further comments from the Duke Family about this matter.

"Thank me."

Heyman waddles off.