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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-15-2019, 05:59 AM**

No, no, Theo, they're right. We obviously suffer from crippling bias and don't know how to do this properly. The only way to win here is to be friends with us, such as the way Hanari Carnes and Steve Justice are. I'll probably be making my girlfriend a multiple-time champion soon also.

God know no one has ever used the word gimmick before or referenced other efeds, especially when listing movesets, etc. We never had a character whose actual name was "Mr. WGWF" or anything like that, who repeatedly won matches no matter how much bullshit he talked about. As we all know, it's not at all about what promos are more entertaining or interesting, it's all about being offensive. That's what counts, boys and girls. The letter of the law.

Oh shit, what's that you say? The 5'2" Mafias opponents ALSO broke some minor rules and got docked for it? Well that's just more bias!

Jesus guys, keep things realistic already. Real wrestlers would never say these things en route to their "buried in bodily fluids" matches where their opponents are literally murdered in the ring. It's about integrity!

This post was IC. Fuck you.

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