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Eric Polulu · (04-19-2019)

[The scene opens to Eric sitting on his chair, with his desk intact. He looks over his notes, until his co host, Kali MuMu, instructs him to do a monologue, which made Eric nervous. About ten minutes later, he stands near the mic.]

"What about them rainbows huh? Too much RAIN in those bows that shine out of the sky!"

[Canned laughter plays, as Kali is texting on her phone.]

"Oh Come on Kali, you know that it is funny!"

"Hell no, who do you have lined up for this show?"

"I don't know, some guy named Rain."

"Well here's a joke for you, who is a Rain? Is it a guy who keeps on pouring water in the set? I hope he's better then you."

["OOO" erupts in the "crowd" and Eric pulls out a cheeseburger, and hands it to her. Kali takes a bite, and Eric pulls out a gun and shoots her without looking. Then it freeze frames into sponsor of the show. Then the scene comes back on with Eric with a bunch of note cards, filled with drawings of NAZI symbols, as he announces his guest.]

"Let me introduce to you my first guest, Rain!"

[The studio "audiences" starts to clap for anyone to show up, while Eric makes out with a stuffed bear with a photo of Roxy Cotton on it. As Kali starts to pull a bag of doritos, and starts to grabs a bag full and gnaws down on em. While the live band kept playing on.]

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