"I can travel through time. Two days for you, is really more like fifteen minutes... total, for me. I'm a multi-tasker too. So while I'm enjoying this lark, in the form of a debate with a parasitic, shape-shifter, I'm also working in my lab."


"That's what you are though. You aren't even a real cock. You're a bottom-feeding, slug that decided to transform yourself into a penis. You're using the false truth that you used to belong to Nathaniel to gain relevance, whilst tricking Morbid Angel, so that you can have a place to call home. While, simultaneously latching onto his thunder as the dick collector. With the aid of the bananar loving maniac, you have all of the assets that you ever really need to seem important but you and I, both know the truth, don't we? You worthless, leech. Oh yes, we do."


"Oh and I've never cut a promo with anyone on the roster. Not since my return anyway. It's not my fault that the XWF employs camera gremlins to follow its wrestlers. Creepy freaks of nature, that apparently have the ability to travel through, all of time and space. If you look really close, you'll see that they've already taken up hiding inside Morbid Angel's uni-bomber style shack."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM