"Excuse me. Do you somehow think that we're on the same level or something? Like even in the slightest way possible. How adorable of you to assume, something so terribly misconstrued. I mean, it's so insanely illogical that it's almost to the point of complete and total delusion. I think if they need proof that marijuana kills brain cells, they could just watch that little rant that you went on. One of the highest advocates of pot, just sold the proof that it makes you stupid. Yep. Your right. Some days, it's really quite amazing to work for the XWF. You literally made my return to the company, so worth it. Haha! Wow. Thank you for that. You sure told me!"


"And you want to meet in the ring? Seriously? You think that's a good idea? Okay, I'm not unreasonable. If you want to experience immense pain and get beat even more stupid than you already are, who am I to deny you that privilege? I'll fight you, MacAlister and when I win... and I will win, because there's no other possible outcome that will ever take place in a scenario of you vs me, you'll have to live with the fact that the spaceman that lost to Olive Pendershore, completely destroyed you in the ring. That I totally dismantled you. You know, I bet those jabs about me being genderless, will seem even funnier, after that happens. Hey, if you want, I'll even take an oldschool approach to the fight and tie one arm behind my back. For the sake of nostalgia."


"Do what the mechanic says, Drez. Put me down to face him in a fight. Oh and notify his next of kin. He might not be walking away from the ring after our match. Wait. What am I saying? Of course he won't be."


"See you at your loss, Griff."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM