"Tommy Wish."


"This is so adorable."


"Now, I'm certain that you'll have a ton of people clambering over themselves, in order to face you but if you'd like, I'd be honored to smash you through the canvas and beat the fuck out of you, till you think that the match is taking place on Warfare."


"I'm willing to do that because I'm just a nice spaceman like that. I can even level the odds a tad for you, by wrestling in my human form. Heck, I'll even go old school and have one arm tied behind my back, a throw back to the early Mr. Satellite days."


"What do you say Mr. Wish, does this sound like something that you're interested in?"

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM