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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (05-08-2021)

(03-07-2018, 06:32 PM)The Engineer Said: 1. What makes you such hot shit?

"I have a huge dick, and I may or may not have pissed in Darren Dangerous' pocket."

(03-07-2018, 06:32 PM)The Engineer Said: 2. On a scale of 1 to Chris Chaos, with one being "completely" and Chris Chaos being "Chris Chaos", how much can I REALLY trust you?

"Do you have any idea who I am? I'm Frodo mother fucking Smackins, the big dick playa. You can maybe trust me to fuck with people for you, if the cat food's right, and you can trust me to watch you shower, while jacking off and singing Christmas carols. You can trust me to have sex with your parents, your dog, your furniture, your car, your neighbor, the guy who bags your groceries, and basically everyone you introduce me to. And you will introduce me to them, because I'll be stalking you. You can trust me to try and have sex with you, with or without your consent. As for stabbing you in the back? That's not my style. I prefer to piss in your pocket, after giving you a lot of warning about it happening first."

(03-07-2018, 06:32 PM)The Engineer Said: 3. Give me an honest and critical assessment of your current level of mental health.

"Whelp, I eat cat food, do a lot of drugs, fuck anything that I come across, am currently jacking off while answering this, and I like to shit myself while screaming obscenities at Ghost Tank. I'm not what you'd call stable. But that just adds to the fun. Also, I may or may not have mailed a package of actual human shit, of course my own, to my third grade girlfriend, Susan Ellerby, because she refused to share her gummy bears with me."

(03-07-2018, 06:32 PM)The Engineer Said: 4. How would you solve the Trolley Problem?

"I wouldn't. That takes effort, and I'd rather fuck the train. Is that an option? Can you hook me up the train, nigga? Ya boi needs to jizz on a locomotive. Don't be stingy."

(03-07-2018, 06:32 PM)The Engineer Said: 5. Are you comfortable with sharing a bed to cut down on lodging costs? (Ladies only).

"I know you said ladies only, but I will be more than willing to share a bed with you. I know, it'll be hard, and thick, and sweaty, and veiny. But that's just how my penis is, and this dick is always good for a good time, not always with consent."

(03-07-2018, 06:32 PM)The Engineer Said: 6. One person. One bullet. Who gets it?

"Anyone? Anyone at all? Oh fuck me! That's an easy one. I kill that goddamn giant fucking piece of shit Count Von Count. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine millimeters mother fucker. Right in the goddamn butthole. That's mother fucking right, I will fucking blast a puppet up the ass, first with my cock, and then right there with a 9. My jizz will make the bullet go faster. Don't believe me? Ask Peter. He knows what I'm talking about."

Frodo is of course jacking it dirty, while looking at a picture of Count Von Count.

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