06-27-2013, 11:00 PM
:3 x Better:
You just heard me asking sir suck-a-lotta-dick what sewer he washed up out of so you come back and ask me what swamp hole I crawled out of -- well you get an F for creativity there (standard Mr. Satellite actually) but(!) at least you get a "C" for Can't talk right without pausing, too, much, at weird ass fucking, times you, brain dead idiot. Oh wait you'll just come back and blame the robot as if you weren't manually pushing all those unnecessary commas -- am I right? Am, I, right?
Give your love to Flo? Who the fuck are you? John Madison? At least he'd have a reason to say that because they have history; who the fuck are you though? Flo would slap the taste out of your mou-
-oh, wait -- what taste? I've watched a Satellite promo before.
Damn bitch you aren't too good at this shit talking when you come up against somebody who remembers all the punch lines you're recycling from past stars.
Tell me more about this wash, rinse, repeat cycle you brought up? Who the fuck do you think you're talking to who has repeatedly shown up and then vanished after losing matches?
Tell me -- how many matches has 3 x Better Sid Feder ever lost? Sounds to me like you should be the one with the pillow case over your head instead of Scotty Charlotte over there. You remember those days? When you actually had an ounce of originality and weren't just being Donathan 2.0? You can't even beat Mark Flynn's weak ass and you're going to talk shit to somebody who's Three Times Better than him? Do the math -- here's a calculator since I know this is tough for you -- add 3 plus 3 and what do you get?
6 feet under with Sid standing, pissing over your grave while the masses rejoice at the return of true talent so that we're no longer subjected to Mr. Satellite's channel. Isn't it funny how the weather has to be perfect for satellite tv to work right? Well guess what, bitch -- your world just had a storm come in, and it just fucked up your transmission from here till the end of John Black's next period.
Still waiting to hear who I've lost to that I didn't come back later and brand my name into their back. Let's hear it, fantasy bitch. Sounds like quite a tall tale!!! Made up losses on Sid Feder's record so Satellite TV has something to broadcast that 'sounds' impressive to the guys who couldn't talk shit even if they had Swift Ion in their mouth, literally. Next you should make up that I got raped by some fat chick while you and your robot twisted my nipples, and make sure you sound real mean and condescending when you talk down to me about how pathetic it was when that happened. Watch all the little Lucas and Swifts go "oooh" and "ahhh" at how badass you sound, and then watch what happens as soon as you focus on the reality before you. Done. Ratings Spike across the board.
End, trans,mission, ,
,,, , you and Flynn should do a duet. I'd love to hear the sound of his unnecessary pauses side by side with your robot's awkward as fuck hesitations in the middle of sentences. Don't worry though -- the guys who are complete fucking idiots won't even catch on to what I'm talking about, so you still probably look and sound just as cool to all those little John Blacks and Swifts and Kinwrathis.
*drops bitch* What happened--? ? *walks away*
SiD FedeR
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